Chapter 8
A half hour
later, I arrived at my Aunt Josephine's place. Nathan drove me in his car,
through the dark quiet residential streets, beneath a starry sky. Loretta sat
beside him in the front seat, while I was in the back. When we arrived, my
Cousin Paula's car was parked in the driveway.
"She's here." I said, "Now we might actually learn something,
and people might stop blaming me for what happened to you, Nathan."
Nathan parked beside the curb in front of the house. I got out of the car,
along with him and Loretta. We went up the front walk and climbed the steps
onto the porch, where I rang the front doorbell.
The door opened. Aunt Josephine stood there looking somewhat troubled.
"Good evening Elaine." She spoke without smiling, and looked at my
companions.
"Aunt Josephine. This is Nathan and she's Loretta. They attended the
fang-bang with me, Diana and Paula on Saturday night. We'd like to talk to both
of them."
I heard Paula's voice call out from inside the house. "I'd like to talk to
them too!"
Now Diana stood in the doorway, beside her mother.
"Nathan?" She had a whimpery tone in her voice, "I was told
you're now a vampire, just like me."
"That's right." He said, "Just like you; and I got this way the
same way you did."
Her mother asked him, "You're a new vampire?"
He nodded, "Yes Mrs. Sheridan."
"Is it safe to let you in?"
"About a half hour ago," he spoke uneasily. "I nibbled Loretta
and sipped her blood for a measured count of ten. I shouldn't be hungry for the
rest of the night."
Loretta nodded and pointed to the fresh bandages on her neck.
My Aunt asked "A ‘measured count'?"
Diana said. "You know, 'One thousand one! One thousand two! Up to one
thousand ten."
She nodded. "Right. You're all welcome to come on in."
She opened the door and we three visitors entered my Aunt's and Cousin's home.
We stepped into the living room. My vampire cousin Paula sat in an easy chair,
wearing only a pair of shorts and shoes, with her fangs and b***s fully
exposed. My mother was also there. She sat fidgeting on the sofa while
remaining fully clothed.
"Hi Mom." I uneasily introduced, "...Loretta and Nathan. They go
to my school."
"That's our School," Loretta sounded peeved "which Nathan will
no longer be attending; at least not in the daytime. He now has to enroll in night
classes; just like Diana."
Mom asked, "He's a brand new vampire?"
Paula told her, "That's right; because of me, at the fang-bang that we all
attended on Saturday night."
My mother spoke to him. "Your name is Nathan? Are you the one who fkd my daughter
Elaine here during that fang-bang?"
He looked away from her.
I said, "Yeah. He was, but that was before we started the fang-banging. He
wasn't a vampire then. He's also Loretta's boyfriend."
"Her boyfriend?" Now Mom got angry. "Her boyfriend?
Elaine!"
"It's okay!" I tried to explain. "You see. That's what happens
at fang-bangs. It was just a fang-bang...bang...ing. It's what everybody does
before the bitings begin."
"'What everybody does'? Is that supposed to make it okay?"
Now Loretta spoke. "It's okay with me Mrs. Harris. As long as it only
happens at fang-bangs, I have no objections. While my boyfriend was f*****g
your daughter, I couldn't object, because I was f*****g the boyfriend of
another girl at the fang-bang; while that girl was f*****g..."
Mom said, "Oh I don't believe this! We really have moved to Sodom and Gomorrah!"
Loretta went on, "But that only happens at fang-bangs. At all other times,
Nathan and I are completely faithful to each other. I'm sure that Elaine will
be just as faithful to whoever she starts going steady with, except, of course,
at fang-bangs."
Mom repeated, "'Of course'?"
"Actually," Now Diana quoted Roxanna. "'It's mostly Gomorrah here. Very
little Sodom.'"
Now Paula, who'd been sitting quietly until now, spoke sharply. "That's
not what you've all come here to discuss!"
We all turned toward her.
"Who was f*****g who, during the fang-bang doesn't matter. What matters is
what happened to Diana and Nathan here after it ended, and we'd all gone home."
Loretta added, "And why it happened."
My mother said, "It sounds to me like somebody might have become
careless."
Paula said, "It wasn't me. I'm always careful, and so is Mr.
Goodbite."
"'Mr. Goodbite'?" Mom asked, "Just who is this 'Mr. Goodbite’
who I've heard you girls giggling about?"
We girls giggled.
"His name's Steve." I told her, "He's a Senior. He's the one who
fang-banged me, and caused me to faint. But he wasn't being careless, and
everybody there was looking after each other."
Aunt Josephine looked at Diana, "Was he careless with you?"
"No Mom."
Now my mother said, "I've been told there was heavy drinking going on.
Could that have been a contributing factor?"
We kids all looked at each other.
Loretta said, "It's possible."
Nathan said, "Well I was very drunk."
"So was I." Diana added.
"Me too." I said, "That might be another reason why I
fainted."
I looked at Loretta. "Then their unexpected vampings might not have been
caused by supernatural means."
Mom asked, "Supernatural?"
Loretta told her, "It's a theory," she looked at me, "which
doesn't have to be totally abandoned."
She spoke to Paula, "Maybe you and Mr. Steven 'Goodbite' should speak to
the fang-bang's hostess Roxanna about it."
"Roxanna? Right." Paula, my vampire cousin nodded. "One of those
people who worship Vampirania. It looks like Diana, Nathan and myself, should
have a talk with one of them, who might be meeting up at the Demons Gateway
tonight."
Then my Staker-Vampire cousin, Paula the Truce Enforcer, stood up and headed
toward the door with her fangs extended.
Loretta called out, "Paula!"
Paula halted and looked back at her.
"Instead of taking your sister and my boyfriend to fight any demons,"
Nathan's girlfriend said, "you should have your cousin Elaine here go with
you instead."
Everyone was startled; especially me.
"Me?"
"Yes you." Loretta said, "You are the one who knows how to
challenge demons."
Mom asked "You challenged a demon?"
"That's right Mom; last Monday after school. We were outside the Dark Arts
Are Us Shop. I remembered what the Bible says: 'Resist the devil and he will
flee from you'; and that's just what I did.
"I looked through the display window and said, 'Get away from us Satan,
and stay away from all of us! The Lord rebuke you! In the Name of the Lord
Jesus...' and that might have been what caused this problem."
Mom asked, "Elaine's prayer caused Diana and Nathan to become
vampires?"
"It's possible Mom." I nodded. "I resisted the devil. He fled
from me, and attacked Diana and Nathan instead."
Aunt Josephine said, "But that's just a possibility. You don't know for
sure."
Now Paula spoke. "It's possible enough to work!
"Cousin Elaine. I'd like you to come with me to the Demons Gateway."
"Come with you to the Demons Gateway? Me? You're the Vampire Staker; now
the Staker-Vampire! You know what you're doing! I don't!"
"What you do know Elaine is how to resist the devil so he'll flee from
you. If you come along, you might be able to make him flee from me along with
you. I want to make sure that what happened to Diana and Nathan won't happen to
anyone else! To do that, I'm going to need your help, Cousin Elaine!"
"But if he flees from you, and flees from me again, he might attack other
people again!"
"Not if we set up a Consecrated Sacred Barrier at the entrance to the
Demon's Gateway. Then Vampirania will be unable to get out and attack any more
members of this Community."