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[email protected]   baby   2 Hours Ago

[email protected] I Am Miss Cintia By Name Dear i saw your profile and admire it, i think we can make it together, therefore i would like you to contact me back through my email address thus ([email protected]) i will tell you more about myself and i will also send you my photo as soon as you contact me back.i understand that love is one. I do believe in love and trust. Hope to hear from you soonest. cintia.

 

 

Awww, Miss Cintia, how flattered I be

That you should happen to take an interest in me.

 

You looked at my profile and you liked what you saw?

I wish you could see me, ‘cause I’m dropping my jaw.

 

You say that it really is ME you admire?

Oh why, oh yes, WHY, if I so might inquire

 

I’m older than dirt, and not very nice

Most people don’t bother to even look twice.

 

My siggies are sagging, my hair has turned white

My eyes lost their twinkle, they're not very bright

 

Was it because I was wearing my purple house coat?

Or was it the “getting old” poem that I wrote?

 

Or maybe it's because of the rollers I had in my hair?

Or it did you like the pink fuzzy bunny slippers that I wear?

 

Oh Cintia, yes, send me the photo real soon

You might just have me flying right over the moon.

 

Hey wait…

 

Oooooh Noooo.

Could it be???

 

Are you only interested in me…

 

Because of my big mug

Of my famous

French roast coffee????

 

Oh no, Cintia, let me make myself perfectly clear.

 

No way

 

No how.

 

And I’m SO outta here!!!

 

 

GO GET YOUR OWN COFFEE, CINTIA

 

 

There’s some things

an old goat like me

don’t share.

 

 

 

Reviews

[Helena]

Oh dear.....so she has emailed you too!? You are not the only one
being pestered by this person! I fortunately have not had the
"unpleasure" yet....and hope I never will!!

Ms Cintia you have picked the wrong person here! Our "Morning Song"
is well and truly up before the birds of a morning and can handle the
likes of you Ms Cintia by two strokes of her pen.....and BTW don't bother
sending me an email or any others in our Group.

You will be shown the door quick smart!

Helena

P.S. Bravo Jeri!!!

[Fran Marie]

Way to Go!! Jeri~ you done messed with the wrong person miss Cintia, if you knew Jeri
like we know jeri, O O O what a gal!!~ Just goofing off here a lil' bit Jeri! Great response to this person and I've not yet received any emails from this person either~and hopefully won't~Like Helena said~ we do not need these types on WC~ Plus we all know you don't share your coffeee!!~LovEYa ~Your friend Fran

[Salvatore Buttaci]

The response to Cintia is flawlessly great! Morning Song, I commend you on a poem that should send Cintia back to the neighborhood saloons to sell her photos!

Sal

[Aliceanne Pellegrino-He..]

I LOVE THIS REPLY JERI. I GET HARASSING PHONE CALLS SO I CHANGED MY NUMBER TO A PRIVATE NUMBER.
THEN I GOT E=MAILS AND I CHANGE MY E=MAIL ADDRESS AND INTERNET SERVER. NEXT TIME MY ATTORNEY AND THE FCC IS GOING AFTER HER.

HUGS AND LOVE
ALICEANN

[SilentDream]

I love your response and your wit. :)

((Hugs and LOve)) ~SilentDream

[Morning Song]

And anyway, whats this I hear???
You emailed my dearest friend too??

Why you
No good
Dirty rotten
Low down
TWO-TIMING old witch,
And you can switch the "W" to a "B" my dear!!!

Rolling all over the floor laughing and laughing...

[Jade]

Ms. Jeri....wtgggggggggggg...I woke up this am to a message from one of our very own showing me where she had sent this message to him. SPAM SPAM SPAM written all over it. You are awesome at making your point. Hugs JadiePoo...need another pot of coffee? Smiles

[M.M.]

oh gee what is the world coming to, well i agree with Helena oh sweet Jeri will take care of this.m.m.

[Dani California]

LOL!

This is an absolutely fabulous response!!
And I must say,
one of the best flowing rhymes I have read here!

Oh, how this tickled me.. lol

And thanks to Helena for the warning!
And for sending this awesome write with it...!!

Yeah, it doesn't appear Ms Cintia will be around long. lol..

[imm's place]

Well My friend you have said it well, I totally agree I am out of here and not to keen on her message myself. I think this one should be reported.Don't feel too bad she sent them to many of us.