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[email protected]   baby   2 Hours Ago

[email protected] I Am Miss Cintia By Name Dear i saw your profile and admire it, i think we can make it together, therefore i would like you to contact me back through my email address thus ([email protected]) i will tell you more about myself and i will also send you my photo as soon as you contact me back.i understand that love is one. I do believe in love and trust. Hope to hear from you soonest. cintia.

 

 

Awww, Miss Cintia, how flattered I be

That you should happen to take an interest in me.

 

You looked at my profile and you liked what you saw?

I wish you could see me, ‘cause I’m dropping my jaw.

 

You say that it really is ME you admire?

Oh why, oh yes, WHY, if I so might inquire

 

I’m older than dirt, and not very nice

Most people don’t bother to even look twice.

 

My siggies are sagging, my hair has turned white

My eyes lost their twinkle, they're not very bright

 

Was it because I was wearing my purple house coat?

Or was it the “getting old” poem that I wrote?

 

Or maybe it's because of the rollers I had in my hair?

Or it did you like the pink fuzzy bunny slippers that I wear?

 

Oh Cintia, yes, send me the photo real soon

You might just have me flying right over the moon.

 

Hey wait…

 

Oooooh Noooo.

Could it be???

 

Are you only interested in me…

 

Because of my big mug

Of my famous

French roast coffee????

 

Oh no, Cintia, let me make myself perfectly clear.

 

No way

 

No how.

 

And I’m SO outta here!!!

 

 

GO GET YOUR OWN COFFEE, CINTIA

 

 

There’s some things

an old goat like me

don’t share.

 

 

 

Reviews

[Helena]

Oh dear.....so she has emailed you too!? You are not the only one
being pestered by this person! I fortunately have not had the
"unpleasure" yet....and hope I never will!!

Ms Cintia you have picked the wrong person here! Our "Morning Song"
is well and truly up before the birds of a morning and can handle the
likes of you Ms Cintia by two strokes of her pen.....and BTW don't bother
sending me an email or any others in our Group.

You will be shown the door quick smart!

Helena

P.S. Bravo Jeri!!!

[Dee Lacy]

great funny response Gerri, and I also loved yours Ray.

[doreen cyr]

lolololo
good one jeri
doreen

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LOL..you teller Jeri..lmbo..by the way..just what do you put in your coffee..lol..too funny..loved it..

[Poeticpiers]

I get e mails like this frequently to my great amusement. I even manage to feel pity for the writers.
How sad they must be to try to make contact in this way.or perhaps they are just trying to drum up business

[Kaleidoscope Apocalypse]

This is hilarious! I enjoyed reading it immensely.

I do hope that I am not a recipient of that message, but I think that you have done a marvelous job turning something irritating into something humorous. You made the best of it and turned it into something a little more positive!

Great write!

[Kelly Scheppers]

I heard from her just moments ago, and I'm wondering if I should email her back, to let her know I'm holding out for George Clooney!

; )

[Ray Hamilton]

Oh Cintia Cintia my new dear
Was only I that was getting
your sweet nothings in the ear
Shame on you Cintia my new pet
Two timing me and we haven't even met

I forgive you for it is only human to make mistakes
But it takes a computer to make one this great
Do yourself a favor delete your profile from WritersCafe
Quickly and quietly make your great get away
Don't make a big fuss and don't try that sad pout
People here stick together and have you all figured out

There are lonely men and women on here no doubt
But poetry not dating is what this sites all about
As a man there is one thing I must not deny
I would like to catch some nice ladies eye
This is the first time I say goodbye to a new pet
Before the first day that we even met

Goodbye dear Cintia you came to me like a stray dog
Perhaps you might try kissing old bull grog
Good luck dear Cintia trying to find a young pup
Or maybe you could ride the back of an old duck

Goodbye my dear Cintia and the best of luck
I will live I will be just fine
Ray {victim number nine }

[Wolfwind Words]

It seems that many of us have gotten spammed by this individuals account.
A wonderful write letting that person know what we feel about it all and that they can go and....well you get the point.

Thanks for posting this!
Infinity's Shadow

[Sharon Miller Bolander]

I get so much SPAM I'm amazed I haven't gotten this little gem. I even get SPAM that has me listed as the sender; go figure that one out. Your reply is a treasure, Jeri, and I'm glad to know you're feisty enough to let 'em have it. Way to go, girl! Sharon

[Constance]

Reminds me of my time on a dating site, where I continually got messages from Nigerian princes eager to sweep me away and buy me diamonds, if I would just send back an email with some new photos... Oh, I was so eager to reply. Hehehe.
Way to tell her. I bet she won't even come to read, though. LOL. Just here to flirt to try to get money, no doubt.