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[email protected]   baby   2 Hours Ago

[email protected] I Am Miss Cintia By Name Dear i saw your profile and admire it, i think we can make it together, therefore i would like you to contact me back through my email address thus ([email protected]) i will tell you more about myself and i will also send you my photo as soon as you contact me back.i understand that love is one. I do believe in love and trust. Hope to hear from you soonest. cintia.

 

 

Awww, Miss Cintia, how flattered I be

That you should happen to take an interest in me.

 

You looked at my profile and you liked what you saw?

I wish you could see me, ‘cause I’m dropping my jaw.

 

You say that it really is ME you admire?

Oh why, oh yes, WHY, if I so might inquire

 

I’m older than dirt, and not very nice

Most people don’t bother to even look twice.

 

My siggies are sagging, my hair has turned white

My eyes lost their twinkle, they're not very bright

 

Was it because I was wearing my purple house coat?

Or was it the “getting old” poem that I wrote?

 

Or maybe it's because of the rollers I had in my hair?

Or it did you like the pink fuzzy bunny slippers that I wear?

 

Oh Cintia, yes, send me the photo real soon

You might just have me flying right over the moon.

 

Hey wait…

 

Oooooh Noooo.

Could it be???

 

Are you only interested in me…

 

Because of my big mug

Of my famous

French roast coffee????

 

Oh no, Cintia, let me make myself perfectly clear.

 

No way

 

No how.

 

And I’m SO outta here!!!

 

 

GO GET YOUR OWN COFFEE, CINTIA

 

 

There’s some things

an old goat like me

don’t share.

 

 

 

Reviews

[Helena]

Oh dear.....so she has emailed you too!? You are not the only one
being pestered by this person! I fortunately have not had the
"unpleasure" yet....and hope I never will!!

Ms Cintia you have picked the wrong person here! Our "Morning Song"
is well and truly up before the birds of a morning and can handle the
likes of you Ms Cintia by two strokes of her pen.....and BTW don't bother
sending me an email or any others in our Group.

You will be shown the door quick smart!

Helena

P.S. Bravo Jeri!!!

[T]

Ah Jeri! I was so happy to come across your poem! You still got it girl! Wonderfully written as always ... hugs - Tiana

[darkgurl]

" I'm older than dirt, and not very nice
Most people don't bother to even look twice."

Boy how i can relate to that line, I like this, so very well said and cute as well, well written...Kim

[Suelou]

ROTFLMAO! Way to go Morning Song. You sure told them, huh? I like your style, too.

[angelina neves]

Oh!!! How could someone want to use your mug and your coffe?! That really is terrible...
but may be that baby Cintia has very good special glasses and just falled in love with the real wounderful person you are and the way you write... but of course it could be the slippers, they look so confortable!!! :)
Lovely answer!
I also received one but i haven't read yet as my net is going so lowly these days that i loose my patience... puf! It takes decades to open something! But i suppose it will say the same to me! But then, i think i deserve it!!! I'm so very interesting with the sea and the calm of the sun set! Don't you think so?! eh eh eh eh!
flying hugs
angi
angi

[LadyLove]

Who the heck is Cintia? Ha ha! ----Somebody warn me!...Wait!---- Is this a true story or is this a lark! Some little tasty to tell in the dark? If she is truly the thing that you say, how can I tell if she's coming my way? Sounds like a live one, so please, tell me more; what is it 'bout grandpa that she'd so adore? Soon it's his birthday, he'll turn 92! People! does he need a present or two! She can't be too picky, or I'll have a fit. So why should she care if he ain't no Brad Pitt? Of course I won't mention he stands 3 feet 4. I don't want her running right back out the door. Still, send her to grandpa and grateful I'd be...if he keels with a smile from a present from me.....Yeah right! EEK! Good to know I should watch out for this one....haha! Great service!

[John Stussy]

hahaha! wonderfully comical!

[Nassira]

Jeri's reply to Sin tea AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH had me giggling so much :)))
She is probably so borrrrrrrrrred that it is her only way to get some attention!
Poor Ms Sin tea AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... LOL ... All lights are on her game now LOL

Salam (peace) to you all

[Shalini R]

haha
she got me too

[huma]

Oh those minxy sex bots!

robot love
how unpoetic

[Jason]

Damn, I thought she was only interested in me...Looks like our 'Cintia' is a 'playa'...
LMAO!

good job

Jason