A Man called TATE

Tate, your a writer and I worry that there is not enough depravity in your life, so I have taken upon myself to list a few things we need to do to help your depravity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA5MtAmT24g&feature=colike

As one of your faithful readers and a former member of the Medical Profession (CNA) and currently a member of The Culinary Brotherhood. I think I need to personally get you:

1, 19 lap dances from 19 girls studying Sociology,

2, 7 shots of whiskey

3, 7 Long island ice tea's

4, 19 more lap dances, but this time from girls that are vets of the field

5, Help you get in and out of a fight with a group of bikers

6, Drag race with a group of Nuns

7, Arm wrestling soccer moms while smoking stuff from my guy Crazy Jose.

8, Day at the race track

9, see 1,2,3, 87

10, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blppKS-nz9g




Tate your too much of a nice guy and it scares me the same way my senior prom scared me (you think Grandma would not have left the Prom King).

Author's Note

This is all in total fun for a dude that writes a lot and actually deserves something written in jest and respect............with out asking for it.

Reviews

[R J Askew]

Arf, arf, I like the wit behind this and I like the subjects forthright and illuminating response, not that you cld light a spliff on it, mind ;)))

[Tate Morgan]

Thank you i AM HUMBLED AND HONORED.I have ad a few written of me.But none suggest that I try some new depravity lol However the racetrack I was a there many many years as i raced harness horses.I am no stranger to depravity. I have seen enough parties to last a lifetime. When I WAS 30 I became extremely ill .I couldnt eat red meat and could'nt drink alcohol.Both seemed to poison me.I turned out to need Prilosec.It was invented around that time.It saved my life. But the illness was so severe I gave up alcohol and red meat.I dint have another drink for 20 yrs.I do like to drink a little now.But not to drown myself mind you. I had a poem written of me by Poeticipers Ivor.once. That said that long after I am dust a simple file clerk will find my work in an unused file tucked away somewhere. And a man will achieve his PHD by studying and writing his dissertation on me. However i will be nothing but a distant memory by then lol
Thank you Thank you very much
Your friend
Tate