A Man called TATE

Tate, your a writer and I worry that there is not enough depravity in your life, so I have taken upon myself to list a few things we need to do to help your depravity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA5MtAmT24g&feature=colike

As one of your faithful readers and a former member of the Medical Profession (CNA) and currently a member of The Culinary Brotherhood. I think I need to personally get you:

1, 19 lap dances from 19 girls studying Sociology,

2, 7 shots of whiskey

3, 7 Long island ice tea's

4, 19 more lap dances, but this time from girls that are vets of the field

5, Help you get in and out of a fight with a group of bikers

6, Drag race with a group of Nuns

7, Arm wrestling soccer moms while smoking stuff from my guy Crazy Jose.

8, Day at the race track

9, see 1,2,3, 87

10, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blppKS-nz9g




Tate your too much of a nice guy and it scares me the same way my senior prom scared me (you think Grandma would not have left the Prom King).

Author's Note

This is all in total fun for a dude that writes a lot and actually deserves something written in jest and respect............with out asking for it.

Reviews

[Pax]

top 10 humor is best laugh, enjoyed it.

[Ashley]

haha love it

[Clockwork]

Yes, number 10 is by far my favorite.

[Eve]

lol, Poor Tate, but somehow, I think he'll manage and may even possibly survive it! :) It's so very nice to see such camaraderie between fellow poets.

[Deandra Dawn]

Nice! :)

[KATHY SUE SILLS]

Excellent poem for a guy who desrves the best out of life!

[Rikkevi Rue]

having written more than one ode to Tate Morgan i agree whole heartedly! But SOMEBODY around here has to keep the moral compass and it sure ain't you brother besides Tate does a fine job ;-P

[Tate Morgan]

Love the duckman rant

[EMF]

OK...Not to be outdone.... I have a lack of reputation to maintain....

10) Being chased through the streets of Jo'burgh by a bunch of highly aggitated and angry priests.
9) that week in the convent that leads to 10
8) Being aggressivley deported from a country
7) Taking your boots off at night and finding a squashed scorpion stuck to the sole of your sock
6)Waking up in a Ban Goi with three ladies and not remembering how you ended up in China in the first place.
5) Saying the words 'The voices tell me I must be here' in a job interview.
4)Being chased through the streets of Belfast by a group of irrate priests... Same as 9 and 10 to be honest, but it's a different country so it doesn't count.
3) Watching a man try to pull the pin out of a handgrenade with his teeth, only to find out it's not like it is in the films and turning the whole experience into DIY dentistry.
2) The wholel thing with the Nuns again It bears repetition and did lead to an excommunication.
1) Realising the Long House you're in is the one you were thorwn out of by a very nasty bouncer for being 'Naughty', and his shift has just started...and he's just seen you...

I know Tate too.

[The White Wolf]

How nice of you to make a list for him that he can print out and stuff in his pocket! Arm wrestling soccer moms while smoking stuff provided by Crazy Jose may be a little dangerous though. Those soccer moms are pretty darn competitive.
Quit trying to corrupt the poor man!