My grand mother in law Edina

Fabulous darling

"Sweetie if your going to wear that suit, at least add some, you know, Lacroix or Gerogio, you have the figure and size for it darling"



The grand mother in law to be, a bottle of Stoli and some really good weed, don't get me wrong I love her ' Lola',

But what the hell am I getting into, her mother is sort of a repressed conservative,

I think her father is a nice guy.





But her grand mother,

What can i say about Grama Edina, she snaps her fingers,

half the wedding is planned and she has taken a personal interest,

"darling i am a perfectionist, sweetie shall we have Robin Thicke! Darling sweetie we can get him or Elton?"


"No, no, no, no, no, We need the Mayan Alter here! No, my grand son in law is a Mexican American darling, so Antonio Banderous must be in the front row! Where are my South American Bee's wax Skull Candles?"


"We cant have the bloody wedding unless there are bloody Wax Skull Candles Darling!"




Not sure I have mentioned any of this, but damn it this woman has an insane style.

Lola seems to be happy to a point, those looks and rasied eye brows, tell me she ain't happy.

But her smile is so warm, and than,








"This wedding must be blazen on the minds for those to come, ya know, Cross Atlantic, Trans ethnic rave of huge magnitude darling!"


"Loads of invitations, every PR's, PR!"

"I want Rainforests transplanted for the flowers!"

"Bolli flowing like Katrina in New Orleans Darling"










I wonder of Lola wouldn't mind a quick trip to Reno,

Love your family,


your grandmother scares/gets me baked.

Author's Note

Fiction

Reviews

[Cascara (aka Sprint Goe..]

I think it's funny and kinda sweet...her huge expectations show how passionate she is about setting up the best wedding ever.

[Woody]

this is very funny. the in-laws can be a riot at times. an enjoyable read for sure.

[~]

AHAHA.. funny, and I love it how you put "fiction" (afraid of us thinking your suit was handpicked? :):) Loved it. :)

[m.s.early]

Your voice sounds fresh and intriguing. It's choppy flow and mind talk remind me of Cummings. The depth is critically exaggerated to perfection. Very cool, but not in the cliched way, cool in the hip, jazzy, finger on the pulse kind of cool like a menthol cigarette. I think I "get it", but will read more of you to be sure.

[Ruth]

Lol...amusing...many Lola's out there. I like the warmth to your writing...the realness.

[Rachelle]

Ha! Ha! Here's to all our lolas!

[Laughing-Bear]

My Dear Writing Friend,
This made me laugh and reminded my of my daughters family. What a fun, insightful read of family dynamics! A delight to muse before my fire.

Blessings, Laughing-Bear

[Robbie~xoxo~]

Laughing my arse off!! (he he)
My "Lola" was very sweet...I have wonderful memories of her heartwarming gestures, but when you irritate her Watch out! lol
She is not at all like the character you depict... loud and obnoxious... I would have to get baked too! ;D

Hilarious write!...reads like a short script. XX:D