Trump Explains Obamagate

Trump Explains Obamagate

 

 

Q:  Sir, you’ve accused President Obama of “the biggest political crime in American history, by far”.  What crime exactly are you accusing him of committing?

Trump:  Obamagate.  It’s been going on for a long time.  It’s been going on from before I even got elected, and it’s a disgrace that it happened, and if you look at what’s gone on, and if you look at now--all this information that’s being released--and from what I understand, that’s only the beginning, some terrible things happened, and it should never be allowed to happen in our country again.  And you’ll be seeing what’s going on over the next, over the coming weeks but I, and I wish you’d write honestly about it but unfortunately you choose not to do so.

Q:  What is the crime, exactly, that you’re accusing him of?

Trump: You know what the crime is. The crime is very obvious to everyone. All you have to do is read the newspapers, except yours because--in fact a lot of people are saying about your wife that's something that should not have been allowed to happen, very knowledgable people too, but I guess it’s the best you can do when you're from a failing newspaper and you're married to a face like a hockey puck. 

Yes, John?

Q:  But Mr. Trump the crime--

Trump: Excuse me.  Excuse me.  I’m here to answer questions, not deal with the obsessions of a failing reporter with a cheap tie and low ratings--

Q:  But you said it was the “biggest political crime in history, by far” so I’m just asking--

Trump: You'll see.  And do something about that haircut.  It's a disgrace.

Reviews

[Fabian G. Franklin]

I think he meant Obamacare aka forcing the most poverty stricken citizens in the United States to purchase a product (insurance is a product) by withholding their tax returns if they failed to do so; money that was needed by those same families to purchase food, clothing and medicine for themselves and their children. But Obama did not care. Because he wasn't poor.