Baby Trumpkins

Baby Trumpkins

 - July 2022

Once upon a time

there was an itty bitty baby called Baby Trumpkins

who loved his baby bottle  

One day his bottle was taken away

and what do you suppose happened then?

Baby Trumpkins cried and cried and cried and cried.

But every widdle baby knows a trick or two

so Baby Trumpkins decided to have a play date and invite all his friends

he put on his longest, most reddest tie and blow-dried his little wisps of baby hair

(even got into Mommy's makeup for orange foundation)

and he sent his friends, the deplorables, to storm the Capitol

and what do you suppose happened then?

The deplorables stormed and stormed and stormed and stormed.

Finally the grown-ups had enough.

They put the deplorables in deplorable jail

and they wanted to put Baby Trumpkins in baby jail

but even though he's just an itsy bitsy baby

Baby Trumpkins is a cwafty widdle baby

who's litigated more than three thousand baby lawsuits.

So we'll just have to see how this story turns out.  Won't we?

-to be continued

Reviews

[Ken e Bujold]

The modern Fable. Laughed my a*s off through the entire read Montag

[Aura]

Oh my God! This has to be the funniest thing I've read today! Trumpkins is a hilarious name, poor widdle trumpkins had his bottle taken away... got tosses in baby jail— gosh I didn't know babies could go to jail ;)— this was a hilarious poem symbolizing a much more serious situation... trump really is a baby. Thanks for sharing!

[Montag]

Thank you Aura. You read me perfectly.

[Aura]

My pleasure :)