The QANON Quiz

 

The QANON Quiz

 

The questions below test your knowledge of the phenomenon known as Q.  Answers provided at bottom.

1.   Who do followers of Q think is heroically holding off a global elitist conspiracy from overwhelming America:

 

a)    Dr. Jill Biden;

b)    Bill Barr;

c)    Roseanne Barr;

d)    Donald Trump.

 

2.   A core QANON belief is that a shadowy global elite is kidnapping children to sexually ravage, then cannibalize.  The cannibalization:

 

a)     allows the elites to ingest a life-extending chemical that resides in children’s bodies;

b)    is part of a faddish, no-carbohydrate diet;

c)     is part of a UN-funded program on food insecurity;

d)    is run-of-the-mill bad guy branding.

 

3.     Who do some QANON enthusiasts blame for causing the coronavirus pandemic:

 

a)    lusty FBI adulterers;

b)    profit-seeking pharmaceutical companies;

c)    crisis actors posing as hospital patients;

d)    the Biden crime family.

 

 

4.   The tendency to mistakenly perceive connections between unrelated things is known clinically as:

 

a)    Quadrophenia;

b)    Apophenia;

c)    politics;

d)    MAGA-lomania.

 

5.     ‘Mole people’ are:

 

a)     children raised in tunnels underneath Central Park to be ravaged, then cannibalized by coastal elites;

b)    how Trump refers to dermatologists;

c)    how Trump refers to the CIA;

d)    how Trump refers to those buried in military cemeteries.

 

6.   In 2017, after a man fired rifle shots inside a D.C. pizza place in the belief it was the site of ritualistic child abuse, he said to a reporter:

 

a) “They only live, who dare.”

b) “That Red Bull can really fog your mind.”

c) “The intel on this wasn't 100%.”

d) “I try to dance like nobody's watchin'."

 

7.   How did the shooter travel the 360 miles from his North Carolina home to the pizza parlor?

 

a)    covered wagon;

b)    a Prius;

c)    an all-electric Vigilante 5000 (laser-siting extra);

d)    as part of a Trump Boat Parade.

 

8.     Internet posts by ‘Q’ are known as:

 

a)     Q tips;

b)    parse snips

c)     peek-a-boos;

d)    ICUs;

e)     bread crumbs;

f)      dim crumbs;

g)     crumb bums;

h)     dim sums;

i)      conspiracy turds;

j)      loony birds.

 

9.   According to at least one QANON adherent, Q posts are enigmatic rather than straightforward, because if Q told the truth straight out:

 

a)    we’d all end up in a mental institute;

b)    we’re already living in a mental institute.

 

10.  Which of the following is a QANON motto:

 

a)     Where We Go One, We Go All;

b)     There's a Rumor You're a Groomer;

Nc)   Next Year in Moscow!

d)     

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b)  

Answers:

1: d)

2: a)

3: b)

4: b)

5: a)

6: c)

7: b)

8: e)

9: a)

10: a).