The Three Little Pigs... With a better ending!

Same story... Different ending!

 Once upon a time there were three little pigs. One day their mother decided it was time for the pigs to move on. So the three little pigs ran off to build there new house.

 

 The first pig built a house of straw. And once he was done he heard a sound. "Rap-a-tap-tap" went the sound. "Yes,?" the first pig asked.

 

Wolf: "Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"

 

First Pig: "Not by the hair of my chiny, chin, chin!"

 

Wolf: "Then I'll puff and I'll puff and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

 

And he did. So he ate the first pig.

 

The second pig built a house of sticks. And once he was done he heard a sound. "Rap-a-tap-tap" went the sound. "Yes?" the second pig asked.

 

Wolf: "Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"

 

Second Pig: "Not by the hair of my chiny, chin, chin!"

 

Wolf: "Then I'll puff and I'll puff and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

 

And he did. So he ate the second pig.

 

 

The third pig built a house of bricks. And once he was done he heard a sound. "Rap-a-tap-tap" went the sound. "Yes?" the third pig asked.

 

Wolf: "Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"

 

Third Pig: "Not by the hair of my chiny, chin, chin!"

 

Wolf: "Then I'll puff and I'll puff and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

 

And he did. The third pig was very startled so he started to run away.

 

Pig: Aren't you full already?

 

Wolf: Actually I think I am...

 

Pig: Well then why do you want to eat me?

 

Wolf: Well you see it's this book it's called "The Three Little Pigs" And i'm supposed to try and eat you.

 

Pig: Really? Hmm... I'd like to see that book.

 

Wolf: Well then you might as well come with me you don't have anywhere to live do you?

 

Pig: Nope!

 

So off they went and pig lived at wolf's house.

 

2 months later...

 

Wolf: I am so hungry! There are no pigs left in the valley! Except you... *Wolf licks lips*

 

Pig: You... You don't want to do-

 

But it was to late. Wolf had eaten Pig whole.

 

THE END

 

Author's Note

Igrore grammar and spelling problems.

Reviews

[Beth]

That was a pretty funny take on the Three Little Pigs. I enjoyed this :)

[ganymeder]

It was very cute, but I'd like more details too! :)

[JLit]

Funny. :) A little more on how they lived together, please!