Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - March 2, 2023

Somebody shove me into a dragon's anus... Yeah, I ran out of intro ideas... Cut me some slack, I've been doing this for over a year now... Atomic bombs have been landing... I ran into Pam yesterday.. I gave birth to God's light by buying her a library card for New Boston... She might be working at Bob Evan's soon. I walked around with her for about 45 minutes. She was telling me to not do a lot of things. She was saying I shouldn't be wearing a doggy collar because she says it's not normal.. Come on.. I'm not trying to be kinky... She didn't want me talking about Pizzagate because she says nobody around us believes it. Even though she does... Sooooo yeah... I guess concrete is mandatory like in Footloose...
I love Pam like a sister but she shouldn't let her surroundings dictate who anybody should be... Including herself... She also gave me some career opportunity options like my name is Jim Dodge or something... I get it she's trying to help and it's my fault for bitching about how I can't be hired for anything... I just don't see it happening anymore... Can you blame me by this point? I thought she was going to have dinner with me at Casa Grande but that never transpired...
March has been frustrating in a paranormal way and it's only the second day... Luck of the Irish? Leprechaun blood has been drained...
Anyways for a video, I did a makeup tutorial with a dog t**d and I used that 90s All That She Wants song.. It was a parody, obviously... But the t**d was real. The turds are always real and usually from a gorgeous animal that's poetry in the fur...
Speaking of animals... SOMEHOW, a sparrow got caught in my apartment. Yeah, a brown bird... It's in the cloud domain now but it was flying all over my rooms. I feel like it's a fragment of Sandra's soul... Because in that Sandra's car dream, I was also interacting with a sparrow... As much as Sandra rises my flames, I will say she's better than most creatures in Scioto County.