Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - January 28, 2023

You could spank me and I wouldn't feel a thing.. Hey. You could be wondering why I haven't been typing or maybe you don't care.. But ultimately, a lot of things have been on a comfortable cloud... Nothing too molten. Ya know? Sure. Things aren't 10 out of 10 but overtly, things are decent. I haven't really been puking lava at my parents. My parents haven't been throwing the invisible blades at each other. We've been going to places. And nobody in general has risen flames, recently... This is almost startling. 😂 Sure, I'm STILL as friendless as a wendigo but... Baby steps. Baby steps. 🍼 Really, I've just been ruminating over assinine crap that happened last year.. I think Sandra might have been the worst girlfriend I've ever had and that's really saying something. She makes Angel look like an angel... Anyways, I'm through talking about her ungrateful, dim-witted a*s. With the luck of the leprechaun, almost everyone on FB is on my side. I don't even have to list names. Emily stands out as one of the few neutrals though.. But she's just an angel in a humanoid costume. That's just her identity and why everyone likes her.
On the 19th, I finally went down to the disability office in Wheelersburg with mom. Makayla was there.. I really appreciate her covering me in gold. She was telling Jackie(New Lady) how I'm kind, polite, smart and funny. I really am an a*s hole, actually. Sure. Maybe not to her. But when I really f*****g hate someone, I can be a sadistic vampire slurping veins like spaghetti. Maybe not physically but verbally, I'm brutal. Even a toddler could beat me up. Lol. ANYWAYS! I think Makayla really is a platinum throne circling around all of us.. The appointment went okay... Meh... They're thinking about me getting a job as a stocker... That doesn't sound stimulating or a complete Jack in the box buuuut... Whatever... I thought I was going to get a job I enjoyed. TOO BAD PORTSMOUTH LITTLE F****T THEATER WASNT TOO ACCEPTING! I am the chemicals this area produces... Me, mom and nephew JACOB went to see Lita Ford. Yeah... Nobody else wanted to go with us... Which is to be expected. Lol. But it's still bronze it all happened none the less.. I was a mummy slug hybrid...
One day, I found the decapitated head of a bird and I used it has a jaw breaker. And I covered it in Pepto Bismol so I wouldn't get sick...
I also got an octopus from Super China Buffet in Ashland, shoved it up my rectum and pushed it back out as a form of Kraken birth. Breast fed it... An animal waiting to crawl out from the inside...