![]() Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - December 26, 2022A Story by Red Pill Coyote
I decided to hug a man eating tree because therapy costs too much. Well, me, mom, dad, and Sandra went to my sister Jamie's house. It was a 6 out of 10 time. My nephew Jacob was the ultimate mind totem of the day. He made me miss the early 2010's. It's a rubber chicken because I was pretty sad back then as well. I think each year has it's different cherries and duds. What is a dud now might have been a cherry back then... I guess the time traveling crystals can make anything seem special... But yeah, he showed me our old business cards from several years ago. Cody and Jacob's Cryptid Hunting... To me, that was more lovely than any of the new stuff I got. If I got nothing for Christmas, I wouldn't be up in flames. Each year, a lot of us get useless gifts that will be Owlman feed eventually. The skull that glows changing colors is cool but it's nothing I can't live without. If people would wipe the curtains from their irises, they would see that the stuff that they also get for Christmas is just materialistic junk that just takes up space.. Krampus has been impaled up the pooper again. What I want is something leprechaun fetuses can't buy. Genuine freedom and sincere love that doesn't make me wanna vomit. I would just use that vomit as skin cream.. Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus. It's all about that fat pagan old geezer. Santa is actually the Norse fallen angel known as Odin. Yadda yadda... You get the whole idea.
The idea of being abandoned is being trapped in a horror movie.. I think Sandra's references to going back to Tennessee are bites from goblins. She is all I have to a fulfilling life, honestly. She might have her imps but I still love her. She has a special mysticism about her that's magnetic. I just wanna go on journeys with her but all decent things must come to an end... If she goes back then she goes back... A couple days ago, I was in my bedroom, thinking about her and then I saw a vision of a black and white figure with a distorted face and a top hat. And I had a nightmare that Sandra left me for a cheerleader over by the West Portsmouth bridge... I really miss the old days when Sandra would talk about how special I was to her... Those days are done, I suppose. I remember October 31st was a sentimental day that God the Heavenly Father crafted himself. We drove around for hours through out Kentucky and West Virginia. It was a fantasy being played out. I remember I used to day dream about me and late 80s and early 90s Tiffany going on a very similar adventure. But it was me and Sandra. Going to Gatti Town in Ashland with Sandra was a song of the Behemoth with it's ceder tail... The decades of the 80s and 90s became one realm and dimension.... About the nude video that landed me in FB jail... It's like what I said to an Ashland artist in 2019. Nudity isn't always sexual. When I was naked next to that fake plant, I held an apple to block out my yanky doodle noodle. Then I realized that you could still see the darn thing. I edited the lighting of the video and I thought I could beat the cyborg gargoyles... I was a fool... It was almost like I dangled my key necklace out of my butt for no bronze reason in the end... When God created Adam and Eve, they were naked. All of us were born naked.. And you know what? Screw anyone who misinterprets my projects as being sexual. You're trapped in the shallow crater. I told my mom several times that I wanted to be a penisless man but it goes over her cranium. Destroy that cyclops worm. The Wild Men Of The Woods we're also a great mind totem for the video. Near human woodland beings that were covered in hair and were almost always naked.. The fact that they had the supernatural ability to change their height is proof that they could be a subspecies of Nephilim. © 2022 Red Pill Coyote |
StatsAuthor![]() Red Pill CoyoteScioto County, OHAboutI'm here to eat roadkill like a scavenger and fight Satanic Pedophiles like an Anti-Villain or Anti-Hero.. I guess I can be seen as either one... And I'm all out of roadkill... But I'm mostly a misund.. more..Writing
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