Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - December 25, 2022

A MEXICAN GIRL FARTED ON MY CHRISTMAS TREE AND IT IMPROVED BY A LONG RUN. I am baaaaaaack. It has been a while, hasn't it? Yup... It's Christmas morning and Im grossed out already. Let's get some straw bears out of the way...
On the 12th, a cyborg gargoyle was wearing my cyber skin. They just took my profile pic at the time and last name and spanked my aura... Mike Carr was the name of this creature. Caitlin is the one who notified me about it first.. Mike Carr tried adding her and several other of my cadets. I wondered if it was an Elsagate ordeal. Maybe some gremlins knew that I was the cyber bounty hunter who took down several "SPIDERMAN IMPREGNATES FROZEN ELSA AND JOKER MOLESTS THE EMBRYO SUPERHEROES FUNNY IN REAL LIFE NURSERY RHYMES" kind of videos.. Maybe it was the gremlins trying to get their sweet revenge..
On the 15th, THE SOAP OPERA CONTINUED RIGHT AFTER THE MESSAGES. Yeah, I got tired of Sandra living here and not wanting much to do with me and I tried kicking her out. And of course, my parents were puking lava and gluing me to the throne of guilt. I love my parents but they can f**k right off when it comes to that. They had been complaining about Sandra and how they wanted her to go back because they think she's lazy and stupid. Hypocrites. And they still do it! It was my choice to let her stay here and she's still here. I'm on a comfortable cloud about it as well. Things have been in a cocoon and we do stuff without us constantly turning into a humanoid dragon. Just in general, there was a lot of face raining going on. Things have improved from the crying though.. Yesterday, I ran into Richard while me and dad were at Burger King.. Apparently a lot of the other old fellas that he used to hang out with are now dating the Grim Reaper.. Pushing on daisies... R.I.P. I know I puke lava about 75% of Scioto County's old people being Robitussin turds but Richard and his pals are platinum statues among the rest. I actually thought Richard was up in flames with me about how me and his grandson Joseph were firing projectiles at each other. He didn't know what went on until I told him about my conflict with Portsmouth Little Theater.. Interesting...
As for videos I've done, I stuck this little Bigfoot toy up my butt and let it slide out of this mini cylinder tunnel and the Bigfoot toy crash landed into a specific white bag.. I also submerged my phone in the upstairs toilet while it was filming... It was a roleplay video of how viewers were hiding in my toilet... Although, this project is what led to my phone having convulsions. Yeah, Sandra's poo water is what led to my phone's finale.. But it was old anyways and I got a new one. Thaaaaaaanks mom and dad.. To put my old phone out of its misery, I kept slamming it against concrete in the shed and throwing Meadow's dog turds at it.. Yesterday, I did a video of me naked out in a fictional grove or garden with a fruit apple blocking my penis and my key necklace dancing out of my butt.. About a week ago, my mom put a fake plant in my room and I just used that.. I was mainly inspired by Adam and Eve and stories of the Wild Men of the Woods.. Buuuuut mom, Caitlin and systematic gremlins refuse to understand and now I'm in FB jail.. I'll explain later... Me, mom, dad and Sandra have to go to my sister's house at 12...