Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - December 6, 2022

HUH? LETTERS MADE OUT OF MUSTARD? Boy, do I got some crap to tell you. Hahahaha.. I'm trapped in a story written by God and Jesus so that I can transform into a cherubim apostle. I can only imagine.. We can all learn from this... So yeah, Sandra moved down here, we were humanoid keys, parents puked lava at her for being so lazy and careless, she breaks up with me for being "too clingy".. NOW, she's living up in the apartment while I'm living in the cottage. My parents actually gave me the choice to just throw her ungrateful booty out but I decided she can live in MY apartment because I know she would be homeless... I can feel Jesus dancing around my atmosphere. This is what God and Jesus would want me to do... Even dad told me that I taught him a lesson in how to be a proper Christ follower. I dislike Sandra by this point but I still love and care for her as a living creature. Well, even my parents were absolute seraphim servants to her as well. Sandra may have this aura of being a shy, wholesome, pixie but she's a low IQ imp who needs to learn empathy. I've been in the Hellish pits to where not even a behemoth can climb out of and I don't think she knows how to care..
Ummm... We did do a lot. We drove down to Ashland, Kentucky in the middle of the Silhouette hours as mom cussed us out.. Yeah, I'm 27 years old and mom thinks I shouldn't be allowed out after 9 PM... Sandra is 21 years old... She got her Ohio License.. We did a lot of videos. We even did a video of me impersonating her father with my butt. Yeah, she drew a face on my butt cheeks and I did a Spanish accent as my butt cheeks moved. And she ended the video with her sticking smarties candy up my rectum.. Comedy platinum.. Once time, we were waiting on Chris Isaak to pop up. And so I was sitting on her lap and she's feeding me boogers. Like, she's picking her nose and wiping it on my tongue. The last booger was so big that I had to slurp it up and once I swallowed it, I started to gag. It's like I liked it and disliked it at the same time. Not only did I gag on that gooey emerald piece from her nasal cave but it made me envision a lake filled with swimming baby minotaurs... That wasn't a video.. That was just something that happened... There was a female photographer at Casa Grande in New Boston.. She took a photo of me and Sandra. They didn't upload our photo on the FB page until yesterday and yesterday was when we officially broke up... So yeah, seeing that photo is a haunting rubber cockatrice... lol. The irony is off the charts...
Makayla came up one day and I had to sign some papers... I don't want people thinking I dislike Makayla. I do like her. I just know she's doing what she's doing because it's her occupation and I will say she's doing a ruby gem job at it.. So there you have it. I just wish someone around here was my genuine friend. That's it.. I kind of wish creatures like Emily or Caitlin lived around here. For those of you who don't know. Necklace girl is Caitlin. Not sure if I've revealed that or not...
One night I was just trying to explain to Sandra that I have sexual feelings like anyone else does but that doesn't mean I wanna have sex with her. I don't wanna have sex with anyone. I'm just saying that I do get turned on and the midget zombie will rise and it's not something I can control. Guys can't control their boners like how girls can't control getting a cherry pie during their periods. But she was gluing me to the throne of guilt because I was telling her a simple truth. She doesn't have any room to talk. She brought a vibrator with her. I tried destroying it by submerging it in my microwaved urine. The only thing I wanted to do with Sandra was hold her hands, hug her, and kiss her on the lips. Which we did but nooooooooo...