Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - November 25, 2022

Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - November 25, 2022

A Story by Red Pill Coyote

YOUR NEPHILIM HAIR CAUSED A MEDIUM SIZED FLOOD! Baaaaaaack at it again... Can't tell if goblins are raping my neocortex or I'm just eating too much sugar.. Makayla called the house again.. She apparently wanted to ask my mom some questions... Interviewing the placenta producer that belonged to the Red Pill Coyote himself.. I kind of don't want Makayla to ask mom questions. But then again, I don't know what the questions are... I just don't want mom to answer inappropriately... SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY! LIKE NO ONE ELSE! She's going to turn me into a fine young cannibal..
The last poem I did on here. That was my phoenix response to finding out that Carousels and Merry-go-rounds are the same thing.. Why did this make me visit Vlad the Impaler? Because that disability center that raised my flames so much is called CAROUSEL. There I said it. 😆 And Merry-go-rounds are such mega talismans to my childhood and it's mildly connected with late 80's Tiffany. So that honestly really hurt me. Like I was betrayed by something that I loved during my childhood... Nostalgia... I remember riding on that MERRY-GO-ROUND back in the late 90's and early 2000's over at the Huntington Mall. A majestic adventure of mysticism and technology colliding... I think they got rid of that Merry-go-round sometime around the late 2000's... Bleh... Well, just in general, all through out the 1980's, 1990's and 2000's, I remember the ceiling aesthetic used to have a magic medieval tone to it... And sometime around the 2010's, they changed it to just square windows or something... I hope there's some creatures out there who know what I'm talking about. 😥 BUT GETTING BACK TO THAT DISABILITY CENTER IN PORTSMOUTH, I hope they change the name to something else. I'm sorry but those two women were energy vacuums made out of flesh and I just didn't feel my self more and more as clocks exploded..
But yeah... I decided to not to go to my sister's house for Thanksgiving. Which is no TNT crate to anybody. Support a bunch of child traffickers and see where it gets ya, Buster Brown. My sister and brother in law are a bunch of blue pilled demon turds. So I just spent my zombie turkey day with the waitresses over at Bob Evan's. DOWN ON THE FARM! While mom and dad went over to my sister Jamie's house. I was telling everyone I ran into yesterday in New Boston that my sister supports Satanic pedophiles. F**k Joe Biden and f**k Barrack Obama. 😤 Seriously.. The waitresses at Bob Evan's were laughing about it. Joe Biden is a perverted kappa.
Anyways! For videos, I did a few with my dog Meadow. I stuck one of her snacks down my throat and deliberately choked in it to see if Meadow would grab it and save me.. She didn't wanna do it... So that dog snack was lodged in my throat for long that it made me puke on the hard wood floor. SO FOR ANOTHER VIDEO, I took a straw and snorted the spew into my nose... And for my final video, I just stuck the dog snack up my butt as Meadow just grabbed it out.. Jester videos with signs and symbols, my cadets...
What else? I gave two of my jackets and my 2013 vest to the homeless shelter.. My girlfriend Sandra will be moving down here in five days... I ran into Ray a few days ago... He's always an angel in a humanoid costume... You know who I really miss? Katelyn, my therapist's daughter. I love a creature who can talk about crap that's worth something.. I could have a full on conversation with her about hydrocephalus and harlequin ichthyosis. Never knew I'd feel nostalgic for the late 2010's...

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Added on November 25, 2022
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Red Pill Coyote

Scioto County, OH



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I'm here to eat roadkill like a scavenger and fight Satanic Pedophiles like an Anti-Villain or Anti-Hero.. I guess I can be seen as either one... And I'm all out of roadkill... But I'm mostly a misund.. more..

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