Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - March 12, 2022

PLEEEEEEASE!!! I'M ASKING YOUUUUU POLITELLLYYYYYYY 2 B QUIET!!!! PLZZZZZZ WITH PRECIOUS MONKEY KIDNEYS ON TOP!!!!! My dad has done nothing but just talk, ramble and mumble to me today. To say I've been annoyed, is an understatement. Lol. I was having a peaceful and quiet moment with my dog Meadow and he just yells "YOU BETTER NOT PISS ME OFF TODAY!". That was just one example.. And it was out of the blue, mac. Tellin' ya... 

I'm pretty sure I have a girlfriend now! Yep... Her name is Geniza... She's from the Philippines... She might be my humanoid key to FINALLY unlock me. What caught my eye was that she was posting videos of her dancing in a thong... And that made me wanna destroy my pelvic region because I couldn't help but want but it's like my guardian angel was telling me "PONDER ABOUT IT!". And well... I built a metaphysical bridge to her forest chest kingdom and I found out she's guilty for making those videos. I didn't mean to make her feel that way but she's actually apart of a church.. So, it's like God and Jesus sent archangel Michael to my flesh capsule to kind of wake her up in way. An alarm clock in the flesh. I mean, I couldn't help but to enjoy those sexual videos she did but it lead to something beautiful. We're all flawed people... She's so beautiful and loving. I showed her that video of how a leprechaun pukes money and she really enjoyed it. I like girls who have a sense of humor. Ya know? Like she seems like a really fun person to be around. Shame she lives 18 hours by plane away from me... I need someone to physically be around me. Ya know? Be my spiritual Siamese twin.

Living in this reality, you really start to realize how nobody wants to be around Cody... I know I've mentioned dozens of times on here but it's the fact that when I'm not at some establishment trying to connect with people, nobody comes around to connect with me or actually be my friend.. Like if I didn't go to stores, I'd be a flippin' hermit. Because I went like a few days without talking to anyone(My parents and internet friends don't count). It just becomes clear that nobody searches me out. I always have to search others out. You get what I mean? I was just lucky that I got to go to the Ashland Mall yesterday. Because for the most part, I've just been on my own... So yeah, today and a lot of these days have been ultimate loner days... Minus yesterday... We went to the mall and this nerdy guy who's kind of close to me, rips a fart and I yell "QUIT FARTING AT THE MALL, DAMN IT!" and he ran away. It was pretty clear he farted right then and there on purpose and I'm so sick of guys farting in public. It's both rude and mundane, anymore. Guys do it all the time. When can a girl fart in public like that? I would applaud her and give her a hug. The pooter doesn't count... It's got to be a female with a genuine and sincere fart... That would be so adorable and empowering. But they had this stand and this ginger girl selling necklaces. I kept asking her if she had any necklaces with supernatural powers and I told her I could sense that she was a Mothman like creature but in a more humanoid FEMALE form. MOTHWOMAN! And my senses must have been telling me something right because she was telling me how she's making a pink Mothman costume. See what I mean? And I told her how the real Mothman is my cousin on a spiritual level. I bought this one necklace from her and I tried giving it to Mary over at FYE but she didn't want it... So I gave it to her goth co-worker who I just met... Her purple hair reminded me of delicious grape soda and I asked her if I could eat her hair. Ya know, like a sample. And I got turned down... Oh well, at least I politely and methodically asked... Right? That Joe Biden goes right in for the kill... Hope she enjoys that necklace though... Other than that... I've been in a jail cell made out of ice. Just that one lucky day... We were going to have dinner with my sister and her family tomorrow but the kids are sick... Sooo, I've been praying for them... full on birthmark of the ice capsule, laying on thick... I mean I don't think it's completely canceled... Just postponed... It's frustrating me because I got my sister Jamie something special for her birthday.. Bummer... I did work for an animal shelter called "Critters Cabin Rescue" but "Covid" ruined that... Uh... I guess that means I gotta tell you about the comedy videos I did...

Well, I urinated into a spray bottle and I sprayed myself in the face with urine and glass cleaner until I was drenched in it... To show a way that sanitation and waste don't go well together... All you have is waste... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! Funny? Not sure if I'll post that video though because it accidentally showed my free willy... Ya know, my penis... Which wasn't my intention. I didn't know it showed my weenie until I watched the playback of it. If I post that on FB and the gremlins detect my penis, I could get in big trouble. I have a small ding dong but you can never be too meticulous. I mean, I already have 8 more days left of FB jail and I don't even try to get in trouble... And I don't want people thinking it's some pornographic video. That's not the intention. It's comedy. People are probably going to say "Well, just censor the video". I would but this HP laptop I have is very primitive. Most laptops I've had already have a movie editing software. This doesn't at all and I couldn't find a software downloadable on the internet for HP. Sooo... Idk what I'm going to do with this video. Lol. I also did a video where the viewer is sent to an alternative dimension where butts are able to drink beverages and you pee out of your mouth. Sooo, I just stuck a straw up my butt and spit pee out of my mouth... I'm pretty sure I can upload that video onto FB with no real issues...

New Boston is getting some scrutiny because a 19 year old guy on MY STREET raped a 13 year old girl. I think we should extract ear wax from the biblical Behemoth and force him to choke on the earwax until he's out of oxygen. I was talking to my parents about it today and I don't think 5 years in jail for this loser is enough. 30 years would be perfect. Although, knowing how silhouette spirits have corrupted this systems' minds, he could possibly only serve a few months.. I mean, this area is so covertly evil. It's unreal. Just the other day, I was fantasizing about God letting an asteroid shower obliterate us. This county is like a miniature Sodom and Gomorrah. It's grotesque.