Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - March 4, 2022

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! YOYOYOYOMA!!! Not going to lie, the volcano is rising. I mean, over all. Today was mostly on safe islands... 5 out of 10 rating. I got to go over to the Ashland Mall. I was immediately about ready to go over to FYE. My favorite store and I see Mary is talking to this Nephilim Titan sized security guard. Big guy. They were outside the store and I'm like "This is probably about me". It just felt like I could sense they were talking about me. I finally go in there and she explains to me that it had nothing to do with me. THANK YOU GOD! Some douchebag came into the store and stole some headphones... That's what it was about. I just constantly feel like no matter what I do, people will always secretly dislike me and it doesn't help that mom keeps telling me that I'm bothering Mary but Mary herself assures that I'm actually doing no harm. So, I constantly feel like I'm that big mutated rat that nobody wants around and we gotta call pest control to exterminate me... But I got her to strangle me until my face was apparently turning red... That was cool. It's like I was strangling myself with her hands.. Very vicarious. BUT I bought some salt and vinegar flavored dead crickets there but I f*****g lost them... HOOOOOORSE S**T! *sigh* I was going to do a video where I stick a few crickets up my nostrils and crush them while they're in there. Blow the remains out of my nose and eat them... Showing that the Native American Coyote spirit is slowly but surely taking over... but whatever... Maybe I'll find them later on... Maybe goblins ate them... Time will tell. WAIT! TIME HAS TOLD ME THAT MY BLASTED MOTHER PUT MY FYE BAG IN THE TRASH CAN! FOUND MY BASTARDIZED CRICKETS! I'll do the video sometime tonight..

I did at the very least do a video of me putting two slices of oranges on my irises, yesterday. AND I WAS AN ALIEN FROM THE WORLD OF CITRUS VINES AND VEINS AND I HAD TO GET RID OF MY FALLEN ANGEL DNA. So, I squashed the orange slices over my real eyes until I kept squeezing the juice over my eyes and I could barely see because of the liquid sting.. Humorous symbol of going beyond the stereotype of being a real leprechaun.

I kind of hate to admit it but I'm almost done with necklace girl. Tired of her not appreciating the stuff I do for her(Sending her a jade necklace and treating her stomach virus) and her complaining about almost everything that I do that's wrong in her eyes. Even when I feel like I'm doing the right thing, here she comes with the nagging. I'm just sick of it.. I already have to put with mom complaining about dad's grouchiness and bickering. People always wanna focus on your negative aspects. Never the positive fragments. Ya know?

ANYWAYS, I'm going to go take a bath and then I'm going to film that cricket video.. Who wants to take a nice bubble bath with me? Might type later...