Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - March 1st, 2022

SHE DRIVES ME CRAZYYYY AND I CAN'T HELP MYSELF! HOO! HOO! I am a Fine Young Cannibal, aren't I? Ugh... A lot of the TNT crates I've been experiencing has been interpersonal and introspective.. Yesterday night, I felt a profound rage that I don't think I've experienced since 2020. Maybe even worse... So, most people know I don't like seeing those fun, social, photos. Right? Like it pains me that I take my Dog Meadow for a full hour walk sometimes because I have nothing better to do.. And there's this artistic expression place called The Warehouse in Portsmouth AND I'M LIKE 'WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY F*****G TELL ME ABOUT THIS!?". AND MY FRIEND CALLIE WAS IN ONE OF THE PHOTOS! WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL ME? But the candle has been blown out now.. She tells me that her and I are going the next time they have an event there... Because I like performing and I get tired of being alone almost 24/7.. I don't think I've hung out with Callie since Summer of last year. She filmed a video of me eating grass like a cow and she murders me because she's secretly a woodland witch. It was like a horror comedy short film.. I like Callie. She's a very highly intelligent and talented girl.. Like Pam, she's like a sister to me. But yeah! I might finally have a social outlet... 

Just a reminder of how weirdly I'm treated by a lot of people. Back in 2017, a girl on my FB and she lived in my village had this new born puppy and I fought the Christmas spirits to get her this specific milk. Because after all, nobody wants a dead puppy. I felt Jesus dancing on my head because I saved that puppy's life but because her boyfriend didn't like something that I said, she ultimately blocked me. What is it with these poor girls being slaves to these stupidly domineering dude bros? Feel sorry for them. But hey, if the dog is on a comfortable cloud, so am I... Archangel Michael's blue light.

The moment of truth, my friends... How the mighty have fallen. Let's be honest, I was never mighty but I was at least able to get a girlfriend in my high school days. That's me kissing Angel in 2014.. Felt like a necessity that I post that on here because I don't want people thinking I'm an incel. What do you call a person who was able to get girlfriends and now he can't? I don't miss Angel. I'm happy that she's happy with her new boyfriend. I just want a completely new girlfriend but it's almost impossible now a days...  

ANYWAYS! Today, I wore green lights over my head BECAUSE THE LEPRECHAUN IS OUT OF HIS CRATE! I was sliding down a rainbow passage because it's finally March. I went around town asking a few people if they could kiss me because I'm Irish and I was wearing emerald clothing. I got nothing. Lol. Sure, I only asked like two people if they could kiss me but still. THIRD TIMES THE CHARM! Lol. And then later on, I did a comedy video where I was like "Oh man, I'm lactose intolerant! Why did I eat that ice cream?" and I was trying to push out said ice cream out of my butt like I'm saying goodbye to Jack Frost. But the ice cream was stuck up my rectum and my butt hole got frost bite... I literally couldn't get that ice cream out of my butt... It's like my butt has a stomach of its own. Lol. Isn't that cute? So, I had to resort to a mostly different video. In this new video, I put vanilla ice cream down my pants, put chocolate syrup down my pants, and I shook it up to try to make my own milkshake and I ate whatever I made... But it was like my whole pelvic region was frozen. I've technically been making those kinds of videos since high school in 2012 and they got positive reception from my school mates... Don't ask me what fully changed. 

P.S. I could be wrong but man, I think gremlins are going full throttle with jinxing our gadgets.. One of our toilet's broken, remote control is glitching and so is my laptop. Like I'll be doing my own thing and the laptop will just do tons of things that I don't want to happen. Might have to get a new one.. I just don't how you get rid of gremlins.