HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JOHNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Yeah... Today is Johny Pallatt's birthday and European countries are falling apart. Here comes the New World Order that we've been warning the popcorn creatures for years now... ANYWAYS! A few days ago, I walked up to the store dressed up like a bee with that mini guitar. I went around pretending to pollinate people... I went up to this emo girl because she was wearing black and yellow stockings... "Oh, you must be a bee just like me!" I tell her. And I continue on to say "Let's cover the world in honey!". She was vocal but mainly quiet while giving me an intense stare... She told me her name was "Amy" and I tell her I like the texture of her aura.. I just didn't know what to do with her being somewhat mute... Kristy told me she was probably just shy and not used to strangers going up to talk to her. And because of this, I was mainly just playful and jovial through out my visit there. I stuck a twig up my butt and pretended to sting Kristy with it like a kawaii bumble bee because gray Ohio needs a jester to make them laugh...
The following day, I took that same mini guitar and I kept swinging it against my head like a baseball bat for a video. I was roleplaying that the guitar was possessed by a demon. Which explained the Hellish flame designs. By the end of the video, the guitar was no longer in one piece... Lol. And my head hurt like Hell. Moral of the story: DISCARD THINGS THAT ARE HARMFUL EVEN IF THEY HOLD SENTIMENTAL VALUE! I just did it in a slapstick manner... Get rid of that boyfriend who abuses you on a systematic level. Ya know? And then today, I took one of my posters, rolled it into a tube and urinated into it to create a beautiful sun-kissed fountain when it came out the other end... I did that in a video for Johny's birthday. He seemed to enjoy the comedic, artistic design of it all... Tiffany is going to be flying to the UK from Tennessee to visit him in June... I replaced that old poster with Vincent Van Gogh's "Starry Night".
Eh... That's really about it. My dancing organs aren't quite as chaotic since I don't talk to necklace girl as often... So there is less stress and drama in my life now, honestly...
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