Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - February 19, 2022

Somebody could chop my huge head off and I'd be pretty satisfied... Hey, yesterday was pretty eventful. Today, almost not at all.. Lol. So today's the perfect day to reflect back on all the manic monkey rockets that blew up my butt yesterday. Well YESTERDAY, we went up to Ashland to eat at Fat Patty's. Mom wasn't particularly... congenial. I get it that she has arthritis and it acts up but I don't think that should give her the right to take it out on me. Ya know? And I was getting real up in flames with her drama but I've got enough sense to try to remain an inanimate sponge because she is hurting. She's made that clear and me turning into a humanoid dragon would make things worse.  DAMN! TIFFANY'S RADIO ROMANCE IS POPPIN' MY INSIDES TODAY! It's like 1950's mambo and 80's pop had a majestic child together. GINGER SPICE WAS INJECTED INTO THAT GRANDIOSE PLASMA BELT! 

When we get home, I'm screaming through out the house. Asperger meltdown. I held it back as long as I could. I got a pile of my dog's poop and I was talking to it like it was a free loader who wasn't paying me rent for living in my backyard. Ya know? And then I bashed my head several times into that same pile of s**t for its punishment. Filmed all of it for a CLASSIC comedy video. Then me and mom went over to Wal-Mart. I've felt this way before and I really am not a big fan of Tiffany's Drop That Bomb song.. Lol. It's like Debbie Gibson and Whitney Houston was put into a malfunctioning blender. Lol. I'll take Mr. Mambo over this song, any day. At least that song is kind of funny and ORIGINAL. Tiffany's valley girl speech. BACK TO WAL-MART. I got to talk to Kristy, PAM and my cousin Justin. I was telling Kristy about how that cop who interviewed me at Applebee's got in legal trouble and was thrown in jail.. And I helped her out organizing the shelves until I sprayed myself in the eyes several times with my cologne because I had stinky irises. Lol... Sometimes pain can ease the shame I feel every day and I just assume everyone is into slapstick humor... Hahaha... AND THEN I RAN INTO PAMMY PIE! Oh, I could feel angels dancing on my head. She was actually there as a regular customer like me... But she apparently got fired for cussing too much. GEE WIZ! I looked up at the ceiling and I yelled at the reptilians. I'm just assuming lizard people probably own that place. But it felt really good just to talk to her again and I got to hug her. It had been a while... And then I ran into my cousin Justin. He's living a pretty successful and fulfilling life... Much more than me, anyways... CLASSIC frog pond effect... I just get tired of this hypocritical county never giving me a chance to begin with, ya know? They don't even wanna test out the waters, metaphorically speaking... But it just felt positively stimulating to talk to all three of those people. I just wish someone like Pam would actually hang out with me or something... I just got lucky when I spotted her grocery shopping. Today, I actually messaged Jesse on FB about going to Columbus BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW BORING AND WORTHLESS THIS TOWN IS but he's too busy with his job... Ain't nobody got time for Cody. Lol. 

Today on the other hand was the complete opposite. Didn't talk to anyone outside of mom and dad today. Not counting Facebook interactions. I'm the ultimate midtrovert. I'd like to go out and hang out with people but most of the times, I'm on an isolated glacier with nothing but stoic yetis. Not out of choice though... My options are just very limited... Since I didn't have anything to do TODAY, I just walked Meadow for an hour... Bleh... And then I got in trouble on Youtube and I can't post for a while... AND THEN I got in trouble on Facebook and I can't post for 30 days... I just can't catch a break. Lol.