Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote: December 15th, 2021

WHO KNOCKED OVER ALL THE TRUCKS OVER HERE!? Things have settled down quite a bit since I've last typed on here. For the past couple of days, all has been on a congenial platform... Me and my parents have been going to Cheddar's for dinner(I like going up there and snorting that powder off of the monte cristo), we went to Shawnee National Forest, and I got mom some flowers yesterday BECAUSE WE'RE ALL DONATING SPERM TO THE FAIRY REALMS in some way... It's just that mom has been getting bratty and kind of obnoxious with me today. She left me alone with dad for 2 hours and she almost left me alone with him even longer if I didn't bicker with her to come with me. Other than that, things have been decent... I also got dad some beefy jerky.

Hey, I just wanna say I've forgiven and gotten over what I heard about Tiffany. She's cool... 

I found a decaying, severed limb over by Cooper's Trucks. A lot of its bone was sticking out. I didn't know what animal it belonged to... My brain was lost in the dunes with flying saucers of Egypt. I brought it home and I thought it belonged to maybe some canine. But it brought out that coyote scavenger spirit inside me and more out into the flesh capsule. I made a SHOW AND TELL video of it for Facebook. I was just showing all the uses for the hairy limb. Such as using it as a boomerang, back scratcher, musical drum stick when you're listening to Tiffany's Out Of My Heart, and even a moustache when doing a fake British accent. I posted it on Facebook and it was... a moderate success... Very good. I showed my mom and she told me to throw it out and wash my hands. My dad told me it was a rabbit's foot. I guess a werewolf and skinwalker got to the poor rodent... Maybe a shapeshifting witch... I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT HILLARY CLINTON WAS DOING IN MY VILLAGE. Lol. Sucks I had to throw it away because rabbit's foot are usually a good luck charm. Maybe that's why things are going mediocre and not crap... 

As for social interactions, I went up to the Atomic Credit Union and talked to Mckenzie for about a minute... I was joking with her about how I recently got married to my mother because she's the only person who wants to have anything to do with me. Lol. "DON'T WE MAKE A GOOD COUPLE!?" Oedipus Complex, much? Yeah, Idk... And then yesterday, I saw Lyric at Wal-Mart. I gave her and her friend some of my flowers. I also tried giving her my rabbit's foot as a backscratcher but she didn't want it..

Yeah, nothing super remarkable has been happening honestly... Now it's time to copy and paste my thoughts on the Mothman...

I wanna talk about the Mothman and the Blackbird of Chernobyl.. Of course most of you know Mothman... In the 1960's, West Virginia and Ohio kept seeing this silhouette winged humanoid creature with neon red eyes. And then the Silver Bridge in that area collapsed on December 15, 1967.

Cut to 1985 and the workers over at a grandiose power plant in Chernobyl, Russia are seeing a pretty similar creature. And then BOOOOOM! there's a HUGE explosion. Spreading radiation everywhere like an atomic bomb. Now the destination is almost completely deserted. With just mutated wild life running around. Which could be cryptids of themselves.

September 11, 2001. The U.S. government wants you to think a bunch of terrorists in a cave did 9/11. When MOST OF US now know it was an inside job. On that day, a Mothman like figure can be spotted.

What if these creatures are the same being or are they different beings but the same species? Could be a death omen spreading catastrophic luck or they could be a Cherubim like race of angels, warning us about the chaos and carnage that these secret societies like SKULL AND BONES like to bestow onto us...