Blurble, Glarf…

Groaning… moaning… clenching

Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!

Can’t stand this just one more minute!

Hold myself tight, throw back my head!

Rrrragkh! It’s just not happening!

With a grunting, squelching,

wrenching, straining thrust

expelled the corpulent,

buggering, buggered waste

and overwhelming stench!

Down, down, down, washed away

with a glub, blub, blurble, glarf…

Gone, gone, gone forever

Left nothing behind but the stench

To be forgotten in fading memory.

by D. Denise Dianaty

Author's Note

I was trying to break a bit of writer's block by composing something about more base necessities. I was trying not to elucidate the topic too much.

Reviews

[Sindu]

Uhmm.. Okayyyy!
* inner debate*
Me: do I really have to review this
Her: but you should
Me: but it's about sticky yucky muck
Her: but she wrote so well about muck
Me: FINEEE! I will go and write a glowing review about how beautifully she described the utmost natural excretory phenomenon! Humpf!!!
**

So ya! That's it! Great job! Haha some writers block you had to retaliate with this!

[MomzillaNC]

LMAO! Love the inner debate! And, yeah… icky, sticky, yucky, muck. But, it did break the writer's block and I was able to pen "Ra'qedyet."

[Sindu]

Ya! She always gets the upper hand.
Ohh great! But why does that mean?
I have a terrible writers block from weeks and wondering if I should return back to my diary

[MomzillaNC]

Well, when I get writer's block, I turn to targeted topics on very mundane themes: like bricks or, as with this one, POOP. The idea for this one actually came from my husband. He did NOT seriously expect me to write about it. I was complaining that I had writer's block and he fatuously told me to write about poop. So… I penned this one.

[Sindu]

Haha smart man :P

[MomzillaNC]

Very smart… even when he thinks he's being goofy.

[Rene Salinas]

Isn't peculiar when one tries to write soemthing and then one says "basic" or "bare" or sometimes "silly" and if you read it a few times you could just about juxtapose the writing to some moments of sheding skin in terms of human development or the fact that although its original intention may lay in a simple description of sorts meaning comes about as if by grace and it unfolds something that was not pre conceived.

Highly enjoyable!

Thankyou

[MomzillaNC]

LMAO. You do realize this is a poem about POOP?! Right? :D

[Rene Salinas]

Well yeah hence my searching for something more...... "shedding skin" seemed not so metabolic in my view......

[MomzillaNC]

:D It is what it is…

[Malister Mikey]

This poem just kept making me laugh and I really don't even know why great job

[MomzillaNC]

Thanks. Why do any of us laugh so uproariously over gross bodily functions?! LOL

[Frieda P]

Were you laughing your arse off whilst writing this one, I smiled throughout...not sure what to make of it, but it's interesting! :)

[MomzillaNC]

I've been laughing my arse off all morning over my friends' and families' review of it.

read moreI've been laughing my arse off all morning over my friends' and families' review of it.

And, what CAN you make of POOP? All you can do is flush it away and forget it!

[Briana O'Connor]

Is this about POOP? If this is about poop...then I might just die of laughter...I'm still pretty close. This was great. Loved the sound affects and non-conventional style. Thank you for sharing.

[MomzillaNC]

Yes. Yes it is about POOP!

[Briana O'Connor]

omgosh you just killed me :P

[MomzillaNC]

LMAO! You wouldn't believe what some other folks have seen reading this poem. :D I've been laughing up my sleeve all morning to read what some of my friends had to say when I messaged them with this poem.

[Briana O'Connor]

lol. I'm sure the audience is rolling with ideas. This is a poem that can't be forgotten or looked over that's for sure!

[MomzillaNC]

Thank you.

[Briana O'Connor]

I just have to ask...Can I share this poem on facebook? Don't worry I will just share with the button provided and even give you credit in the status area. I just have to share this laugh if you give me your permission!

[MomzillaNC]

I appreciate your request. I'm not sure I want to be known as then POOP Poet. OMG! Please don't! LOL

[Briana O'Connor]

lmao ok ok I will stifle my laughter :P

[MomzillaNC]

Harumph! :P

[Paul Pruett]

'Twas brilling in slivey tones. Did gire and gimble in the mabe, How mimsy were the morigroves....So akin to Lewis Carroll. I love it.

[MomzillaNC]

Thank you. I'm honored to be compared to Lewis Carroll.

[Paul Pruett]

My pleasure...back in the day, I used to have that whole poem committed to memory. Now is just bits of Shakespeare that I have rattling round in the old noggin..

[MomzillaNC]

I used to have entire passages of Shakespeare memorized: including all of Juiliet. Used to… this poem was something rather base that my husband fatuously suggested when I complained about being at a loss for a topic to write about. I decided to give it a shot just to break my writer's block. It didn't really work; I'm still stuck.

[Paul Pruett]

I hate writer's block. I have it concerning 2 scripts and 2 books of mine...I know where I want to go but just can't...

[MomzillaNC]

That's how my writer's block came about. I have two poems I've been researching for and got bogged down, leaving me stumped. I was complaining to my husband about being stuck… he just tossed out something fatuously and I ran with with! :D

[MomzillaNC]

BTW: did you realize this is a poem about POOP?

[Paul Pruett]

Well, I get some of my best ideas in the shower or the WC...

[MomzillaNC]

I find inspiration everywhere, it seems.