Blurble, Glarf…

Groaning… moaning… clenching

Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!

Can’t stand this just one more minute!

Hold myself tight, throw back my head!

Rrrragkh! It’s just not happening!

With a grunting, squelching,

wrenching, straining thrust

expelled the corpulent,

buggering, buggered waste

and overwhelming stench!

Down, down, down, washed away

with a glub, blub, blurble, glarf…

Gone, gone, gone forever

Left nothing behind but the stench

To be forgotten in fading memory.

by D. Denise Dianaty

Author's Note

I was trying to break a bit of writer's block by composing something about more base necessities. I was trying not to elucidate the topic too much.

Reviews

[Sindu]

Uhmm.. Okayyyy!
* inner debate*
Me: do I really have to review this
Her: but you should
Me: but it's about sticky yucky muck
Her: but she wrote so well about muck
Me: FINEEE! I will go and write a glowing review about how beautifully she described the utmost natural excretory phenomenon! Humpf!!!
**

So ya! That's it! Great job! Haha some writers block you had to retaliate with this!

[MomzillaNC]

LMAO! Love the inner debate! And, yeah… icky, sticky, yucky, muck. But, it did break the writer's block and I was able to pen "Ra'qedyet."

[Sindu]

Ya! She always gets the upper hand.
Ohh great! But why does that mean?
I have a terrible writers block from weeks and wondering if I should return back to my diary

[MomzillaNC]

Well, when I get writer's block, I turn to targeted topics on very mundane themes: like bricks or, as with this one, POOP. The idea for this one actually came from my husband. He did NOT seriously expect me to write about it. I was complaining that I had writer's block and he fatuously told me to write about poop. So… I penned this one.

[Sindu]

Haha smart man :P

[MomzillaNC]

Very smart… even when he thinks he's being goofy.

[Crimson_Woad]

You too huh :) I guess it's catchy

[MomzillaNC]

Well, we all have the issue. But, this was actually recalling by 10 year old son, who never closes the door and seems to believe the world is entertained by his, well, grossness.

[Lyn Anderson]

Okay, as a grossest thing, I think it fits the bill! And funny. I still love it.

[MomzillaNC]

Thanks. Anyone who's ever had to listen to, and be grossed out by their grade schooler, who's yet to learn to close the dang door, will recognize those sounds!

[Lyn Anderson]

Yep, p.s. I just posted "Down the Drain" in answer to TL's challenge -- it turned out a lot longer than 500 words. I put it up in the group too.:)

[MomzillaNC]

Cool. Please send me a read request and I'll check it out tomorrow. I'm just wrapping up for the night.

[TL Boehm]

Oh yes! I chuckled when I read this, I did.

[MomzillaNC]

Thank you. Happy to amuse…

[Unknown]

Hahaha...

Writer's block? Now I understand. ;)

[MomzillaNC]

LOL… this one definitely raps on the funny bone!

[Lyn Anderson]

ha ha this is funny as hell -- makes me think of how my kid goes to the toilet, complete with sound effects and narration ... TMI la la la la ...

[MomzillaNC]

Mine too!!!! My 10-year old is the noisiest thing in the world at most times. In the bathroom, it just makes me cringe! Heaven forfend he should close a door! Or flush!

[MomzillaNC]

Y'know, I'd kind been wondering where the words for this came from! You've just enlightened me!

[Lyn Anderson]

ha ha, that makes total sense.

[Marie]

You elucidated it more than enough for me.

[MomzillaNC]

Thank you.

[realmwriter]

I must say that to me, and pardon if I give it away. but to me, it sounds like taking a s**t. I don't mean to be so ruff and, pardon, forceful, but it's the only way I know to be. I don't candy cote s**t. Oops, another pun. Pushing it out and flushing it down. The stench remains, but only for a short while. What a really good description. Oh my... you made me laugh with this one. and Now I need to...um...well...go.

[MomzillaNC]

Yes. It's about POOP. It was an exercise in banishing writer's block!

[realmwriter]

I gathered and it made me laugh. Loved it.

[Kieta!]

Hahaha I love the 'glub blub blurble glarf' xD Very very cool :) Great job! :D

[MomzillaNC]

Thank you.

[Samuel Dickens]

Well, this is certainly different. Good riddance to what ever that was. Even if it didn't un-stick your writer's block, I'll bet it was fun to write.

[MomzillaNC]

Thank you. It did un-stick my writer's block. I was finally able to pen the one I'd been doing all the research for -- "Ra'qedyet."

Did you realize what this poem was about? Most of the reviewers here did. But, those of my family and friends who reviewed had me laughing up my sleeve the past few days! :D

[Samuel Dickens]

I'm not very good at deciphering poetry, what with all the metaphors and all. Maybe you expelled a blockage? An ex-husband? A..blush...oh, I'm afraid to say it.

[MomzillaNC]

Go ahead… say it… POOP!