Larry the cable guy

A sarcastic writing about Larry the Cable Guy. From my teenage years

Larry,

The Cable guy

Pretends to be good

But he's a pain in my eye

 

Larry,

Got my wires all mixed

I pay all this money

But my cable isn't fixed

 

Larry says he can fix any machine

But a couple hours later

There's still fuzzys on my screen

 

Larry,

Is the best they said

I wanted Joe Shmoe

But I got Larry instead

 

Larry,

He took all my pride

My t.v is like my heart

Now it's broken inside