Monkey Wash

Would you let a monkey wash your dishes ?

	You can teach a monkey how to wash dishes, but I dont think I would want to eat out of any of the plates he washed. I don't know why...But I dont seem to trust the way other spiecies wash dishes. Humans dont always wash dishes to my liking either, but I would rather wash dishes myself than eat from dishes washed by a monkey or a cow or a dog. On second thought... I dont think I even trust myself to wash dishes. I think I would rather eat sandwiches, or eat streight out of the can. Eating streight out of the can...I think that was Gods original plan anyway, until we humans complicated things.