The Marching Band

Just a little description of the marching band i am sad to say i am a part of....

Boredom is my middle name

Loser is my first. 

I am in the marching band

we're the very worse.

Clarinets can't play in tune

the saxes are too loud.

The drummers are maniacs,

the trumpets like to joust.

The teacher's had enough of us

we can't play at all.

The drum major is in tears

she wishes she were tall.

The flutes think they know it all

though they really don't.

Everyone thinks they're super great

so they always gloat.

The tubas can't read their music

though they really try.

There is only one trombone

he doesn't play on time.

The baritones are pretty good

but don't play loud enough.

One sax I don't like

she thinks she's really tough.

Every time we try to march 

we only stumble.

My bass drum is really heavy

my knees want to crumble.

Percussion doesn't play in time

we sound really bad.

We mess up quite a bit

which is really sad.

When the band begins to march

the drummers only waddle.

Half the band is always off step

that's because they dawdle.

I wish we were better

I really truly do.

That will never happen though

but I don't blame you.