Not Normal

Two strangers were sitting next to each other at a stage production of Dirty Dancing. This is the conversation they had before it started.

Guy: So, what did you do today?

Girl: Went to the beach with my friends, and you?

Guy: I woke up. I had a cup of tea for breakfast, then I showered and got dressed. Then I got together with the guys and later we went to Cavendish Square. Then I went home and showered and decided what to wear, put this on and then I came here.

Girl: (Laughs) You're not like a normal guy, that would just say like, "I went to Cavendish"; you're like, "I woke up, got out of my bed, I had tea for breakfast, then I showered-

Guy: (Laughing) Then on my way to my friend's house, I saw a leaf and I picked it up and examined it. And then...

Girl: Yes, that kind of guy. ...