The maid

The maid

I was thirteen
My mom hired her to clean
She taught me so much
I was young, what would you have done?

I asked her for a piece of a*s
I just wanted to get laid
she said,"all you had to do was ask."
Then she pulled me away

I told her I'd never done it before
she said she wouldn't tell
I smiled like a kid in a candy store
As she went to town

It's funny to me now
I'm so happy we got a maid
Instead of getting fresh towels
This dog had his day

Reviews

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Ha ha Omgosh I didn't see this 1 coming on at all lol, Im in tears laughing now!

[MikeV]

Thank you, my friend :)
I'm glad i brought joy to your heart

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Yeah man your awesome lol!

[Dye]

Hmmm...I never knew that maids cleaned the pipes too. lol This is like every teenage boys fantasy.

[MikeV]

Lol she was a very hard worker :)

[Frieda P]

Ha you learned from an early age, and an older woman no less, like the Mrs Robinson thing going on there, very cute Mike, put a smile on my face this Sunday morn. :-)

[MikeV]

Thank you very much :)
Only bad part was that she made me fix the bed afterwords ;)

[Frieda P]

Hahahah small price to pay hon ;-P

[MikeV]

It took me thirty minutes to fix that bed
and only two minutes..err two hours to destroy
read moreIt took me thirty minutes to fix that bed
and only two minutes..err two hours to destroy
it :P

[Frieda P]

LOL TMI Mikey! ;-P

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha. Funny and good in rhyming scheme too. It reminds me of Arnold and his maid....Can I say you lucky dog...lol

[MikeV]

Arf course you can hehe
thank you Sami, I'm glad you enjoyed :)

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)

[MsJewel]

This is cute and very clever. I love the ending. Well done my friend.

:) Julie

[MikeV]

Thank you very much :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

great ending...."the cat will mew and dog will have his day"

love "instead of fresh towels"

that line made the poem.

[MikeV]

Thank you very much :)

[SyberRose]

a funny one..haa...my husbands aunt came home one day and caught her father with the maid haa

[MikeV]

Lol yeah, well they're tempting the way some of them dress ;)

[SyberRose]

i guess Arnold Schwarzenegger thought so too ha