Peanut Butter and Jelly on Spam

I love peanut butter and jelly on Spam

Peanut Butter and Jelly on Spam

My heart is peanut butter and jelly on Spam

It fits nicely in the palm of your hand

But you don't like peanut butter and jelly on Spam

So you crunched it, smashed it, and tossed away.

Then you drove a fire truck over it, and hit it with a baseball bat, and kicked it, and stabbed it with a kitchen knife, and if that weren't enough, you said

good bye, so long, see ya later Jack, get lost, adios amigo, wish you were dead.

And finally you said, “And I still don't like peanut butter and jelly on Spam; so there!”

And that's how Shelly, only three, broke my peanut butter and jelly on Spam heart.

I was only four.

I like Shelly.

Author's Note

This is what happens when a tropical depression blows into town.

Reviews

[Bo Lanier]

absolutely cute and nicely written.

[Circe]

I like the light hearted way you tell a story. and now I know what a peanut butter and jelly on spam is!

[Annie Gryphon]

I can see that powerful little beast Shelly, destroying like a hurricane. I bet she was sweet as honey, haha. I like your poem, it reminds me of my childhood and makes me smile.

[Samuel Dickens]

Now, that just isn't fair. Breaking a guy's heart can be done in a thousand other, less food-wasting ways. Peanut butter and jelly on spam sounds perfectly delicious to me.

[kmartell]

Crank up some tunes and drive your car anywhere that isn't itchy. Enjoyed this very much, good writing, and unpretentious.

[Marie]

I wouldn't care for peanut butter and jelly on spam myself, but what Shelly did was overkill.