White ChristmasA Story by Michele Rae DeJeanIt snowed heavily on Christmas Eve but it didn’t stop this family’s celebration. It was Christmas Eve and the
snow had started coming down way before dawn.
Our family had been having our Christmas Eve celebration in the country
at my parents’ house for many years. Their house was the only one large enough
for everyone to sleep overnight at was the main reason. We enjoyed having hot
buttered rums and wine and didn’t believe in driving after imbibing. Spending Christmas there had become a family
tradition for my sister and me, along with whoever we wanted to bring along, to
eat, drink and be merry with. It had started as soon as she and I moved away
from home after high school. This year would be no exception
even with the heavy snowfall. Everyone would make it there in their various
four wheel drive vehicles no matter how much snow fell. We always spent the
night there so we could all be together on Christmas day. This would be the
eighth year we had been engaging in this tradition. My sister and her husband
Randy, with their two sons who were six and three, arrived at our parents’
house first in their four wheel drive Explorer. Next on the scene was a good
friend of both of us two daughters, his name was Aaron and we frequently
referred to him as our brother. Aaron usually went to his parents’ house for
Christmas. They lived two hours north of us and because of the heavy snow it
was too dangerous to drive there so he drove out to join the party in the
country with his second family. Aaron
arrived in his old four wheel drive jeep that he owned for just this kind of
occasion. My boyfriend, Greg, and I
arrived last in Greg’s Volkswagen bug which navigated the snow very well. We
would be sleeping on the pull out couch in the family room. Aaron would get the
large couch in the living room where Annette’s two boys would sleep on the
floor in sleeping bags and Annette and Randy would get the spare bedroom. There
used to be a third bedroom but our father had turned it into his hobby room
after my sister and I moved out and had kicked the bed out of it. By the time Greg and I arrived
the hot buttered rums were flowing freely and everyone was getting buzzed on
the alcohol. The two boys were outside playing in the deep snow. When they came
in the house they would steal a drink out of someone’s unwatched glass now and
then. The snow hadn’t let up all day and by the time it got dark there was over
three feet of snow on the ground. “Hey Dave, do you have a sled
around here?” Randy asked his father-in-law. “There is one up in the barn.
It’s hanging on the wall over the shop. Do you want me to go out there and show
you where it is?” “No I am sure I can find it.
Aaron, do you go up to the barn with me to get the sled?” “Sure. Let me go put on my
sweater and snow pants. I’ll be right out.” Aaron left the room to go get the
clothes he brought that were still out in his jeep. They went out to the barn and
returned with the sled. “So who wants to go down the
hill on the sled with me?” Randy looked around the room. His two sons jumped up. “Let
me ride it.” They both yelled at the same time. Randy and the boys went
outside and everyone else watched from the living room. Randy sat the kids on
the sled and shoved it down the hill. After a while the kids got tired of
sledding and came back in the house to lust after the presents that were
sitting unopened under the tree. Aaron took the sled down the hill after the
boys and took an unplanned journey off of the road into the bushes. Randy, Greg, Aaron and Dave
proceeded to get quite toasted on hot buttered rum. The women were not too
happy with the men. “Dave, how about you and me
and Greg go down the hill together on the sled?” Randy suggested. “You have got to be kidding.
It’s pitch black out there.” Greg wasn’t too enthusiastic. “I can hold a flashlight.”
Randy responded. “Oh really. How can you hold a flashlight and hold on to
the sled?” Greg asked. “I can tape it on my head,”
and Randy proceeded to take duct tape and taped the flashlight on top of his
head. Michele quickly grabbed her camera and took photos, she figured this
ought to be good blackmail material when she got the photos developed. Michele, Annette and their
mother couldn’t quit laughing as they watched the spectacle unfold. Dave laid
down on the sled first and Greg lay on top of him. Then Randy, with the
flashlight taped to his head, got on the very top and the three of them
proceeded down the hill. The women watched from the
living room window as the three drunken fools took off on the sled. When they
were went around the corner out of sight they went to the kitchen and brought
out the Christmas Eve munchies feast. This was the family tradition to have a
meal consisting of all appetizers on Christmas Eve and then have a traditional dinner
the next day. When the three men walked back
in the house they found everyone was sitting at the table eating. “What took so long?” Michele
asked. “When we got to the big corner
Dave couldn’t get the sled turned so the sled went off the road and ran us into
the blackberries. We aren’t going to do that again.” “Do you know how stupid you
looked with that flashlight taped around your head?” Annette remarked. “The best part is I’ve got a
photograph. That is going to be a priceless photo!” Michele had trouble talking
she was laughing so hard. “I don’t care, you girls can
screw off!” Randy was drunk and couldn’t really get too mad. Everyone continued sitting at
the table and ate the munchies the women had prepared. The boys were chomping
at the bit to open their presents. “It’s getting really late. Can
we open the presents you said we could?” Zak pleaded to his mother. “Oh you boys sound so pitiful.
Go ahead and open them!” Annette laughed. As soon as she had given the
boys permission they rushed to the tree to find the presents that had been set
aside for Christmas Eve. The rest of them would be opened the next
morning. Everyone watched as the boys
tore open their Christmas Eve presents. This was the real reason everyone was
there this evening. Snow and sledding had been a bonus. © 2014 Michele Rae DeJean |
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1 Review Added on January 20, 2014 Last Updated on January 20, 2014 Tags: Family, Christmas Traditions, Funny Incidents AuthorMichele Rae DeJeanEugene, ORAboutI am 55 and live on a 12 acre mini-ranch in Eugene that I started buying 6 years ago. I live with two wolf dogs and have 2 twelve year old cats I got from the local shelter when they were kittens as w.. more..Writing
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