Ode to Newton

Everything is falling—thanks gravity.  I guess I didn’t read between the lines when Newton stated whatever comes up must come down.   Well thanks, dude.  Thanks for clearing up my tears only to have them water the pillow under my head.  It was getting a little dry and discolored under there anyway.  Oh and that sinking feeling in my stomach.  Well it went up, and plummeted to its death in the toilet bowl.  Thanks for helping me lose those five extra pounds and get a head start on my laundry.  I’m a little confused on this one though.  My spirits went up extremely high and I think they might have gotten lost in the clouds.  Considering my head is usually up there anyway I should find them soon, I was just wondering why they haven’t come down yet.  Maybe 15^th century scientists don’t know everything after all.