What Are We

I swear to god all pilots are the same. Just learn how to fly the damn plane. Why is that guy looking at me? Ugh these seats are so uncomfortable. "Please buckle your seat belt, we are hitting some turbulence". Turbulence my a*s lady. That guy is still looking at me. I need a drink. F**K. heads aren't supposed to hit the ceiling. Does he ever blink? Woah. That was a nose dive. Was that lightning? The man next to me is breathing heavily, does he know it's going to be okay? I've been in worse. Someone shut that baby up for the love of God. If that guy doesn't stop staring at me I will punch him in the face..... Okay he's still looking. Do I have something on my face? In my hair? Nope. S**T. another nose dive. "we seem to be expirencing some technical difficulties". What does that mean? Why are the lights off? I can still feel that guy staring at me. Are those masks supposed to drop from the ceiling? Oh yeah that lady was talking about them giving us oxygen. I can breathe just fine but this guy next to me might need some. That guy over there I still looking at me. No staring. Should I make eye contact? It's been 10 seconds why isn't he looking away? Whatever. Creeper. WHY THE HELL IS THE PLANE FALLING OUT OF THE SKY? people are screaming, should I be screaming? That guy isn't. He's actually kind of cute. Did we just hit a tree? Glass is breaking. This is the suckies plane ride I've ever been on. It's like that guy and I are the only ones not freaking out. The plane touched the ground. We are rolling. My vision is getting dark. People are bleeding. I smell fire.... I'm awake. No one else is though. Ow. My legs hurt. Okay they are better. I see an exit. No one else is waking up. I'm scared. Walking past all these people is freaking me out. The baby isn't crying. Ah the exit. Where are we? "I knew you were one of us" what? That guy is still staring at me.