My New Pick-Up Line, Ladies

My New Pick-Up Line, Ladies

A Story by Epipsychologist
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Am I Bipolar? Whatever.

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            Come with me and let’s see if we can’t race the train to the city. You can take pictures with the top down I'll play with radio. We can throw things at stop signs and crack champagne at Penn’s landing. We'd buy a spy kit from some boutique and be art thieves for a day? We’ll go to a no name gallery and steal the ugliest thing. It would mean something to a sad artist; to think that their art was worth stealing. Then we can climb unto a pretty church and cat call passersby. If we find sidewalk chalk we can vandalize graffiti on the sides of ugly walls. At the end of the night we can catch each green light on South Street (if we speed), and stare at the lit smoke stacks on the way back, when they're orange and fuming like cigarettes. I guess what I’m trying to say is, for a pretty okay time, - call me. 

© 2013 Epipsychologist


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Posted 11 Years Ago


Epipsychologist

11 Years Ago

It's just a bunch of sixes.
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Sounds pretty dang good to me. Hey, at least you are honest. Best to tell others right off the bat that it is going to be "pretty okay". That way they don't get their hopes up before they are arrested for being a petty art thief or haphazard graffiti artist.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Epipsychologist

11 Years Ago

Haha, thanks Courtney

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Added on March 6, 2013
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Tags: Speeding, Nonsense, Absurd, Classifieds

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Epipsychologist
Epipsychologist

Chester, PA



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I'm heavily interested and influenced by psychology. I also appreciate philosophy although I haven't taken any courses since high school. I believe a good writer should want desperately and insatiably.. more..

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