My Ideal Guy (In a Utopian Society)

All need apply

1. Loves Disney (I sing iDisney songs so much, it'd be tragic if he didn't)

2. Doesn't mind bad singing

3. Likes musicals

4.Especially Annie

5. Agrees that everyone loves Annie

6. Doesn't mind a fridge stocked with apple juice

7. Or a cupboard stocked with Cap'n Crunch

8. Won't mind when I pretend my life is a musical

9. And makes a guest appearance in it

10. And becomes a recurring character

11. Until  he is the male lead

12. Likes the ukulele

13. And books

14. And book shelves

15. And book shelves overflowing with books

16. And can recognize when it might be time for a new book shelf

17. Won't mind all my headbands

18. Or scarves

19. Will drink hot chocolate with me by the fire

20. Even if I'm only making us do it cause I find it romantic

21. Will tell me no when I ask him to sing in the rain with me cause I must have forgot how my hair is       hydrophobic

22. Won't mind that my hair will be an afro after I dry it from us singing in the rain (cause he gave up on trying to convince me not to)

23. Will tell me it's okay to cry

24. But will still hold me when I don't because he knows I think I'm too strong for tears

25. Will make me laugh

26. And laugh

27.And laugh

28.And laugh

29. Is an intellectual who I can be all intellectual and stuff with

30. Can cook

31. For me

32. With me

33. Won't mind when I start talking in my terrible British accent

34. And will assume an accent of his own

35. And will create an accent with me

36. And a country

37. And be the king while I'm the queen

38. Is aggressive

39. And knows what he wants

40. And pins me against the wall

41. And whispers in my ear

42. Because he's sexy like that

43. He'll surprise me routinely

44. And will recognize my impromptu play on words

45. Won't mind my driving

46. And will let me play my Nigerian music

47. And attempt to sing in broken English

48. Will give me flowers

49. Even though he knows I don't really care much for them cause I don't think they smell that great

50. Will take me on walks

51. Even though he knows I'm not a big fan of bugs or animals or plants or the heat or the cold

52. Will protect me from nature

53. And dogs

54. Because he knows they scare me

55. Will dance with me

56. Even if he can't dance

57. Because anyone can dance

58. Won't mind that I watch anime

59. And won't tell anyone that I cry sometimes when I watch them because the characters always have sad back stories

60. Won't mind that I watch Korean dramas

61. Won't mind my obsession with Sherlock Holmes

62. Wouldn't be in Hufflepuff

63. Has a slight chance of being in Slytherin

64. Might be a Gryffindor

65. But will probably end up in Ravenclaw

66. Won't mind that I will always steal his headphones

67. Because mine always stop working in one ear

68. Won't mind my rambling

69. Will love me

70. And will tell me he loves me

71. And will show me he loves me

72. And say "You're mine."