The Great Conspiracist

The Great Conspiracist 23.2.19

1. Ah, it's you, you'd best come in, are you sure that you weren't followed? 

As you'll see, they're everywhere, and your entrance was foreshadowed,

But hopefully, we've got time, to carry out this interview, 

And you can judge just for yourself, these facts in your review. 

2. No, I won't take off, my protective, tin-foil hat, 

It protects me from the evil waves, or my mind, they might format,  

It also stops the sound of bees, from buzzing in my head, 

That I have heard for many years, fill me with cryptic dread. 

3. But you see, we don't have long, and so much to discuss,

The nature of conspiracy, if I do have your trust, 

First I have to lock the door, I hope that you don't mind, 

As there's Men In Black outside, and you shouldn't meet their kind. 

4. Many parts of history, you think happened by chance, 

But it has been all organised, how humanity has advanced,

I really do not know how long, that they have been in charge, 

But I do know, it's quite some time, and their influence is large.

5. We know the Old Egyptians, couldn't build the Pyramids, 

And they've kept secret, the existence, of so-called Giant Squids, 

They say we landed on the Moon, in Nineteen Sixty Nine,

But that was just plain nonsence, 'twas models on some twine. 

6. Then there's the situation, with Good Old JFK,

Do you really think it possible? Shot by one man, they say?

There was also Marilyn Monroe, and Martin Luthor King, 

These famous cases all do have, a similar, death ring. 

7. Then there's that secret base, out in remote Death Valley,

There's sensor's in the ground they say, to investigate is folly,

As everything you need to know, you may find it unexpected, 

In that famous Blue Book, though most of it, redacted.  

8. You may have also heard, that technology's been suppressed, 

And that economies, of third world countries, have simply been repressed, 

That some diseases are man-made too, in order to control,

The ebb and flow of mankind's tide, as it poors down that Sink-Hole.

9. There's some that I'm not sure about, though, for what it's worth, 

There's less believers in the theory, We live on a Flat Earth, 

Than those who question Leaders, in guise of democracy, 

Manipulated the votes cast, in a global conspiracy. 

10. To maintain their powers over us, to control what we can do, 

While they tax us, with politics of Fear, aimed at me and you, 

But there is one I haven't told, that his hidden underneath, 

And if you open wide my friend, I can see them...in your teeth. 

11.  For they are recording us, from hidden deep inside,

Using special microphones, in your dentures they reside,

So I'm afraid they're coming out, those secret nasty wires, 

Please don't struggle, it's hard enough, with only simple pliers.

12. I'm afraid I have to do this, and you really should have known,

That you wouldn't get a signal, on your hand-held telephone,

But please be still as I pull them out, it's useless to resist,

I know just what I'm doing, I'm The Great Conspiracist.