STRANGENESS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED- Collaboration Poem with Insamity

Random Colab. Poem with Insamity. :)

MELODY

 

I couldn't fall asleep, nightmares chased my every blink.

I walked to the Starbucks right down the street.

The barista looked at me oddly,

I was still in my pajamas,

which happened to be Piglet and Winnie the Poo flannel pants

and a "Landon Pigg" tank-top.

Probably not an every night shift thing.

Not my fault, I couldn't sleep.

I order my normal,

A black coffee with a shot of expresso and caramel,

I walk over

pay

and sit at a stool.

The night wasn't busy,

the barista boy starts a conversation.

I fall asleep, hot coffee still in hand...

I'm guessing the barista let me sleep,

because at 7:00am I'm being shaken awake,

I groggily bring my head up off the counter ,

this somehow involves moving my arm...

And that somehow involves knocking the new cup of fresh coffee the barista made me

onto my lap.

 

 

INSAMITY

Shaking a girl in pyjamas, not as weird as it sounds,

Tempted by the coffee, I spilt it on her by accident...

While she's there acting frantic I can't help but laugh,

She can't help but get up and glare..... I was slapped,

It's been a long time since a child attacked me like that,

I dialled 999, asked for police... but somehow I was in Texas,

Like "wait... what? wha.. how?" The girl just smiled,

Like "It's alien abduction and this is an experiment",

Why would an alien say alien? Why am I in Starbucks?

Why did pyjama girl walk miles to get here at night?

How do I know it was miles? Strange..................

Am I crazy... er than usual? Insane? Dellusional?

I slap myself as other staff question my behaviour,

Sirens in the distance as I cry about the situation,

Kickin over chairs and customers isn't mad,

It's reasonable when confronted by that..

That alien pyjama girl,

The manager walks over like "what are you doin?"

Me like "The girl... the girl.. PYJAMAS OUTSIDE!"

Him like "pyjamas? girl?... there's no-one here.."

"What?" I say as I turn to my friend,

He says "You taken somethin? You keep talkin to your food"

As a monkey passes me a glass of water I cry....

Author's Note

Random Colab Poem I just did with Insamity. :)

Reviews

[ewest1220]

I think my mind has just blown O.o lol good job you two.

[Melody]

Lol. XD Thanks.

[Sam Gregory]

I LOL at us

[Melody]

Me too. XD