West Virginia Hillbilly Affair

just a silly write I thought you might enjoy LOL

West Virginia Hillbilly Affair
 
 

Way down here in the mountains everybody knows everybody no matter what. Seems a person can't even pass gas without ten other people going ewwwwwwwwwwww LOL Visiting grandma is always a treat. She rambles on about the good old days; going to the pond to go skinny dipping with her man of iron (he he he), never to get caught during her hillbilly fancy affair. If she got caught she would surely have been in a mess of trouble. Scared they would be seen, they hid out in the middle of the pond. Holding on to her sweet country bumpkin, they were gazing into each other's eyes, searching each other's souls. They both saw that love was in the air. 'Life is strange', she said...and it was, because you never knew what might happen, from one minute to the next. Bravely they began making moves toward each other, looked over the pond to make sure there was no one lurking around to go tell her maw and paw, who would surely yank her from that pond of love, into a behind the barn scene. After they finished skinny dipping they rushed to get their clothes back on, only to find that some one had stolen their clothes from the bank. Alarmed, Grandma started crying. 'Oh no, Paw is going to be really mad. If you don't run now, he will skin you alive. Just always remember, this was our secret place for our West Virginia Hillbilly Fancy Affair'. Love you always Grandpa. By MELISSIA ANN SENTER

Reviews

[Calypso]

Aww the people of West Virginia are amazing. Funny writ though.

[Samuel Dickens]

It seems the rural hill folks are the same everywhere. (I'm one of the Ozark varieties) Thanks for the humorous look at that kind of life.

[Michael X]

Bravo, for the hilarious feature you gave this poem Melissa, you made your
words rock with a southern country beat, the style and form really conforms
to the overall feeling, its perfect, the punch grandma is brilliant,
I am still laughing, excellent job.