Losing my “dumb” virginity

Written on Jan. 22, 2017

I'm losing my "dumb" virginity,
Man, what a pity!
Ignorance was there, an innocent
wench on a bench, sitting pretty
Till one day, along came the other
Side of my brain, savaging her
Hemisphere, ravaging my wit,
Singing its enticing ditty,
Slipping his hand up my dress,
Upending my wedded bliss
To ignorance. By chance,
I'd caught the Emperor undressed
With one hand in my petticoat
And one in his pants, shirtless,
Whispering, "Don't tell anyone!
Not your parents or your friends.
No one has to know."