Tic tacs and chocolate cake

Satirical political poem written May 2, 2017

Lock her up!
Lock her up!
Lock her up!
Don't lock her up
I like her;
I like her a lot,
Her and Bill
Are nice people.
We've golfed.
I know another Bill,
Also a stand-up guy
Bill O'Reilly,
Mr Fly!
We all share STDs
On weekends;
Melania
Stays home
And cooks,
Sweeps up
Trump Tower;
Cinderella
Has her pre-nup.
I tell her "smile"
When she glowers.
Billy Bush
Stops by with
Tic Tacs,
I can't be a male
S**t without them;
We buff
Miss America
Toes,
Call them,
Rosie,
Megyn, fat hoes;
We prank Spicer,
Gave him a lesson
On gas,
If only the public
Knows how much
P***y we grab;
Grabbed Nikki
For my cabinet;
Grabbed Kelly-Anne,
She's smoking hot
She's terrific
Absolutely naked!
And we do really great
Things
Over chocolate cake;
It's so unfair
How the press is,
Cuz she can really bake!