Animus-Assasins Creed parody of ballroom blitz by Sweet

This Parody covers all AC games so this is a SPOILER ALERT!!!

SPOILER ALERT!!!

THIS PARODY MENTIONS KEY ENDINGS AND PLOTS FOR SOME OF THE AC GAMES

 

Animus

 

You know Desmond

(Uh huh)

 

Abstergo

(Yeah)

 

Lucy

(Kinda)

 

Story time guys

About a creed

 

Well it was getting so hard

Living with a black mark on his name

(Uh huh)

My dreams are about that one man

I want to know what you wish to see

(Mmm)

 

Oh I see a man in the white

As a matter of fact

His eyes are the same as mine

There’s a girl at the computer

Let no one ignore her

Cos she runs the machine program

 

OH yeah!

 

I struck like lightning

It was really exciting

When Altair killed them

And the crowed started yelling

Ahh A-ssass-i-no

 

And the man in the coat

When he tied me up

Told me to get into the Animus

Then the girl with her car

Said lets escape Abstergo

And then we’ll put you in an Animus

Animus

Animus

Animus

Animus

 

Uhhh I learnt about Ezio

And followed him throughout his life

Ohhh I stepped right up to Lucy

And stabbed her quickly with my hidden blade

(So sad)

 

And the guys at the back

Has he finally cracked?

Is what they wanted to know

And the girl on the floor

Has everyone morning

I had killed her in the wink of an eye

Oh no

 

It was forced on me

It was so hectic

When Lucy started bleeding

And she had stopped breathing

Sub-ject se-ven-teen

 

I met a man wearing black

Said you got to make it back

cos’ your stuck in the Animus

And the girl in the store

was who Ezio married

When I was stuck in the Animus

Animus

 

Oh yeah

Then I met Conner

He was an Indian

He became an assassin

And I started dying

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

Cos' the man he became

Told me what to do

And I got out of the Animus

And the girl like a ghost

Said boy I want to warn ya

You’ll die but you’ll save the world

Save the world

Save the world

Save the world

Save the world

 

It started with an Animus

It started with an Animus

It started with an Animus

Yeah an Animus

Reviews

[Matthew Walters]

Catchy, I most admit I love Video game songs! I like the lyrics, there very done. I wish I could sing it but I have the voice of shattered glass chard being scrape across a chalk board! XD

[Matthew Ian Herrawood W]

All my parodies (except cheerio parody of cheerleader by Omi) are about games so far my parodys cover Assassins creed (obviously), The elder scrolls V: Skyrim, Final Fantasy XIII, and Halo 3 (though some talk about more than one game by diverting to events that had an impact on the 3rd game) if your into hip hop I recently found a group on youtube that do raps about games chances are you will find a rap of a modern game you have played. They cover mincrafft, Halo, Assassins creed, call of duty, battle field, Grand Theft Auto, Saints Row,the elder scrolls V: Skyrim, The elder scrolls online, Mass effect Just to name a few. Serch jt machinima on youtube and something should come up if your into assassins creed try the bloodline rap,the Halo 4 rap step in the ring is also good.

Just incase you don't know roman numerals
V is 5
XIII is 13

[Matthew Walters]

I'm more a Miracle of Sound kinda guy but thanks Matthew!