Christmas Carol

A Poem by MattHeston

Thousands of years ago
There was a
Boy born in hay
Ceaser wanted him
Dead not alive
But he pulled through
With his
Mighty strive
Now he's

Super Jesus
Super Jesus

I once saw him save a
Boy from a well
Gave him a hug and kiss
Then sent him on to hell

Jesus didn't come to
Seek or to save
He came to
Kick a*s
Party and rave

Alcholoc it seemed
A little strange
But he's got a step
For every dude that he's banged

One day he'll be back
But not the way he came
He'll kick the a*s of all the Jews
And even the gays
He saved us cuz he's

Super Jesus
Super Jesus