There's A Pango Rib In My Berfulator

Why, this piece needs no description.

There’s A Pango Rib In My Berfulator
(c) 2007   Mark Pearce

 

I left my whirlen nuget
In a bisko pandy store
I returned to fibulate it,
But the triscomb wanted more.

So I pulled my ol’ spumante
In a gyo-rational rage
And it poofed a lewd oration
As it pierced the morgan’s slade.

Be it ever so humble
There’s place.  No home be like is.
And a siezling carbonator
Be a rusty, busy fizz.

Is it red?
It must be Monday.
Taste a bleezy, fervent sight.
While the whisco,
Ever mumbly,
Will forever
Bleep at night.

And the end.

It is my story
And forever it be true.
But there’s worry if you ‘stand it
If you eat it
It be you.

Author's Note

Remember...I know what planet you live on.

Reviews

[Kadie Tee]

Awww man I love this poem... thing, hehehe. Yup, it doesn't make a lick of sense but who cares? It has a hook and a beat that caught me from the beginning, and I felt it in my bones like blues music. It's hard to explain, but I thought it was really cool.

I liked this part, "Be it ever so humble
There's place. No home be like is.
And a siezling carbonator
Be a rusty, busy fizz."

Dat be bluesy. :D

Way to fricken rock at something that can't really be critiqued, but who would wanna change it anyway?

[Winter McPherson]

Why do I feel like this actually has some sense behind it, even though it probably doesn't. It has that feel to it. It makes me laugh. Had to read it out loud just for the fun of it. Thanks!

[radian7]

Very good. How fun to read it and I agree it picks up the day!

[Brandon Taylor-Black]

Nonsensical, humorous and fun to read. This was just what I needed to releave me from the ails of the day

Bravo!

[R J Askew]

I feel like I've been drinking a lot of Belgian beer! But this poem was great fun! And fun adds value to life!!!

[Emily B]

nonsensical whimsy at its very best. I love the fun words.