![]() Chapter 4 ~ Florida, March 2, 2012 ~ Ridgeport Medical CenterA Chapter by Martine Lacombe"Unbelievable,"
utters Nurse Lisa Bryer, chewing the unlit cigarette that has somehow found its
way back to her lips, "do you really believe that Margaret Mitchell, THE
Margaret Mitchell from Gone with the Wind
saved Frank's mother's life?" I chuckle,
"I don't know what to believe anymore, Frank was quite a raconteur. Everything
is possible though…" "Do
you know if he has any family left in Philly?" "I
don't think so," I deplore, "while he told me at length about his parents
and childhood, he never mentioned a sibling or any other relative." Once I
agreed, however reluctantly, to take over Frank's disposition, Nurse Lisa
noticeably warmed up to me. I promptly signed the documents relinquishing
Frank's remains to my custody and bade her farewell. "Where
do you think you are going?" she'd challenged. "Well,
you mentioned how busy you were… so I'll see myself out and go…" I'd scanned
the documents in my hand for a list of procedures and subsequent steps. "Sure,
just go ahead and see my assistant, Suzy Sue, she'll walk you through it." "Where
would I find her?" I'd gingerly asked. Lisa had erupted
in laughter. "You're kidding, right? You don't really believe that I have staff
at my disposal?" "Well,
I know that most hospitals are scrounging for good nurses…" I'd rationalized. "Good?
I'd settle for breathing!" That's
when I realized that Lisa's blunt demeanor didn't stem from an absence of
compassion, but rather from a lack of time and resources. "Ironically,"
Lisa pontificated, "at a time when many Americans are in desperate need of
a job, the field of nursing will soon be in desperate need of Americans." "The
nursing shortage is nothing new," I argued, "for years now, hospitals
have jumped through hoops to find and retain talent." "That
may be so, but the problem is quickly compounded by an aging baby boomer
population as well as a generation of aging nurses who will soon retire. Unless
the current conjecture changes drastically, needed nurses will exceed available
ones by over half a million in a few short years." "It
won't get that bad," I reasoned, "with the job market in the shape it
is right now, many people will flock to nursing schools and the problem will
resolve itself." Lisa shook
her head in disbelief. "Applicants are not the problem," she specified
"admission is. Last year alone, nursing schools turned away over
seventy-five thousand qualified applicants due to budget constraints. All this
at a time when an additional thirty-two million Americans gained access to
healthcare through the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act." "Thus
giving them access to something that is virtually unavailable," I concluded. "You
said it, not me." "Given
the circumstances, why do you even care about the disposal of a dead
body?" "I
like the dead," she joked, "they don't complain! Seriously, in my
line of work - gerontology - I see too many ailing patients with no one to lean
on. A quick and painless death is a positive outcome for many of them. Whenever
possible, I like to send them off with dignity… I like to believe that somehow,
somewhere, these old folks mattered to someone at one point in their lives." I find it
unsettling and rather menacing that a nurse would rather deal with the dead
than the living. Lisa noticed my growing unease. "Don't
worry; I'm not some angel of death going
around unplugging respirators. This hospital is faring better than most in the
nursing department; they caved in and started importing nurses from the
Philippines." "Importing
nurses?" I exclaimed in disbelief. "Si, seňora, es la verdad. The Filipinos
are picking up the slack in the inadequate American labor pool," Lisa
mournfully contemplated before shaking her resentment and tackling the task at
hand, "and that leaves me some time to play detective! Has Frank shared
anything else over that sandwich that could help you identify a next of
kin?" Lisa is gleefully sleuthing; piecing together scattered clues to
solve what I believe is a nonexistent mystery. "It
wasn't a sandwich," I correct her sternly, "it was a Philly
Cheesesteak like the ones they made in Philadelphia back in the 40s." I
can't stifle a smile at the thought of Frank's storytelling. I am convinced
that he granted himself quite an ample poetic license. An
additional stack of papers shoved in front of me brings me back to reality. "This
being said, it looks to me like I can't help you much further right now," Lisa
apologizes, "as far as you are concerned though, I'll need you to sign a
release to have Frank's body moved since you'll be assuming custody of the
final disposition. Morgue space is at a premium on swamp land," she humorously
concludes. "Where
do you expect me to move him?" I voice in sheer horror. "There
are always a couple of funeral home representatives hanging by the morgue,"
she briefs me. "Have them give you a quote for transport. Make sure to get
the quote in writing before you accept; some reps have been known to act rather
unscrupulously toward grieving relatives," she casually explains, as if we
were discussing moving a piano. "I told
you before: I really don't know what Frank's wishes were for his final
arrangements. I need some time to look for relatives. Can't you keep him here? I
wasn't planning on spending any money…" "You
don't have to," she interrupts, "you are well within your rights to
transport Frank yourself. A pick-up truck or even a large SUV should do the
trick." As hard
as I try, I cannot detect the slightest hint of sarcasm in her voice. Apparently,
she's not kidding. "Keep
in mind though," she continues, "that Florida law requires that a
body be buried, embalmed, or refrigerated within twenty-four hours of death. You'll
simply have to keep Frank on ice or turn your air conditioner way down. If
that's not practical, most funeral homes have coolers for such purposes." Unwittingly,
the tag line of 'Weekend at Bernie's' comes to my mind: Two morons. One corpse. And the plot thickens… "Fine,"
I relent, "I'll splurge for professional refrigeration. How much time do I
have before I need to make a definitive decision regarding Frank's final
disposition?" "State
law allows a funeral home to discard human remains, without ceremony, after
four months. You should have something figured out by then." Somehow,
I doubt it. However, I feel relieved at having a deadline - never has a pun
resonated so true. Regardless of the outcome, Frank will be off my agenda in
four months. I absentmindedly leaf through the stack of paperwork. "There's
the release form for the M.E.," Nurse Lisa starts explaining, "the
form for the Office of Vital Statistics, an obituary template form, and the
Social Security notification form." "This
is all so formal," my
lame attempt at humor poorly disguising my growing discomfort. Lisa
doesn't even crack a smile. I dutifully sign every required document next to
the ubiquitous 'x'. My signature, in total sync with my nerves, is shaky and uncertain.
The task completed, I lean back, drop the pen, and sigh loudly. Lisa
unceremoniously hands me a clear plastic bag containing Frank's library card,
Timex, and set of keys. I notice an object I have never before seen in Frank's
possession: a hunter-case pocket watch. "There
you go," she announces victoriously, "it's all yours." The trade
seems unfair: a stack of paper three inches-high worth of obligations,
exchanged for a pathetic sandwich bag. Out of curiosity, I open the bag and
take out the pocket watch. "Are
you sure this is Frank's," I ask Lisa, "I've only seen him wear the
Timex. Why would he carry two watches?" "It
beats me," Lisa distractedly answers, already busy with another patient
file. I flip
open the case and realize that the watch is banged up and doesn't keep time;
however, a black-and-white photograph of a woman is pasted inside the lid. "That's
not Frank's," I insist, shoving the open watch under Lisa's nose. "It
was on his person when he was brought here, that's all I know. Maybe he stole
it, who knows." "Are
you sure…" "Positive.
Don't forget to pass by the morgue," she dismisses me. As if I
could forget. "And
listen," she hands me a business card, "I know I seem cold at times,
but it's the only way I can get through each day. Keep me posted, and let me
know if I can help in any way." My
skepticism must be written all over my face, for she continues: "I
mean it, really. I may be able to help you. I still have investigator-friends
at the M.E.'s office. Not only would I be able to help you, but I would love
to. You're not alone in this." I
hesitantly take her card. She seems sincere enough. "Expect
me to take you up on that," I conclude as I wave the card in her direction,
and make my way out of her office. My steps are uneasy as I descend to the
morgue; rigor mortis - the stiffening
of the recently deceased's muscles - has taken a hold of me as well. © 2013 Martine Lacombe |
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Added on March 22, 2013 Last Updated on March 22, 2013 Author![]() Martine LacombeMiami, FLAboutMartine Lacombe is a social commentator. The author of three acclaimed independent movie scripts, she has also penned numerous peer-reviewed medical articles. She is a modern-day nomad; any place she .. more..Writing
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