Please dont do this at home!

Light a fire, set the stage aflame
go through loops, rings of glass
dont worry if you scrape your a*s
But please dont do this at home!

Swing on the trees,
Dance with the bees
Straddle an ape, with his face agape
But please don't this at home!

Throw me that dagger
Cut out the swagger
Walk on tight rope
Unbalance the Pope
But please dont do this at home!

Show off your tits
And those dangly bits
Cover up sin, tuck it all in
But please dont do this at home!

The Birds and the Bees
Have their own trees
With ritual dances and sing song romances
But please dont do this at home!

Im sorry to say
That this is the way
To stay out of stress
And any old mess
But please dont do this at home!

Author Notes

Ha ha!

© Marshall Gass. All rights reserved, a month ago

Reviews

[J.P. Bristow]

This had a great pace to it.....lyrical with a splash of sarcasm and yet not strange but replays that recurring emotion of fearing and loving it. exploration with no reconciliation.

[Benita-Staebell M - Kin..]

HA...HA I am laughing this is funny and cute.


Thank you for the Laugh LOL...


I thought this Line was cute.


The Birds and the Bees
Have their own trees
With ritual dances and sing song romances
But please don't do this at home!

Blessings. kindred poet

[Matching Socks]

haha! I love this!
It's so funny! What if I disobey and do it all anyway??

[Marshall]

you'll get spanked-across my knee. No jokes. For sure. Remember I got the Pope involved too.

[Matching Socks]

I'm doing it for sure then!

[Marshall]

Ance, You win. I really want you to disobey all the rules. I could write some poems on pre-spank and post -spank too. That would be real fun.

[Matching Socks]

No, you win. I'm retracting that statement. :)
You called my bluff.