Chapter 1

LMFAOO, I really laughed my arse off after Emma told me about the robot balls XD

 

“Nikki! Time to practice you’re piano,” My dad screamed.
Oh joy. Piano. I’ve been playing piano for 4 years. I’ve skipped 5 years, and now they got me back into piano. I didn’t like it. Well, the practicing part that is.
“Okay,” I replied dully.

I’ve finally finished piano, which I needed to practice about half an hour.

Once I’ve finished I grabbed my headset, signed into Msn, and saw Michelle online.

“Yo. Nikinator. You there?”
“Yeeeep. Look out people, here I comeeeee!”
“Sup.”
“Writing chapter 3. You still living in my piano?”
“Its not living, its hiding.”
“From?”
“The fan girls, other gendered readers, Matt, Evan. You know the usual.”
“You still talk to Mr.HIIIIII…sup. And Sir 1/2hrsInTheBathroom? Wowie. I removed them like years ago.”
“Months, genius, months.”
“Oh shut up. I’m a smartcicle and you know it.”
“…Only idiots say smarticles.”
“…Shut up.”
“You shut up.”
“You shut up!”
“YOU SHUT UP!”
“NO, YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!”
“Oh hey, Evan’s on!”
“…Oh…my…God… you’re unbelievable. What’s your greeting this time?”
“The usual. ‘YAY, EVAN!’ then the pouncage. Onto his face.”
“…If you did that in real life, that would like. Squish him.”
“…At least when I pounce on the person, I don’t make a tunnel to CHINA.”
“Technically speaking, if you were to make a direct tunnel through the earth, it woul-“
“LALALALALALALALALA. LA. STOP BEING TECHINICAL.”
“Ow my ears. You are so loud sometimes. You would be so much more popular if you were like this all the time, I can see it now. ‘Michelle, the loudest person you’ll ever meet. Run. Now.”
“Aww that was mean, dude. You suck.”
“Yeah, yeah, love me?”
“No, I friggin hate you!”

I laughed a bit. Michelle always seem to brighten my day.
“Michelle. MICHELLE. “Michy? Michy? MICHIKAWABAWA?!”
“What the f**k was that…?!”
“You weren’t responding so… of course, it was time for awesome new random nickname!”

 

She went off after because she went on her date, so I finished up chapter 3. Why don’t I have a boyfriend you ask? Because I’m THAT awsome. No, trust me, chinese tradition was to have your husband assigned to you by your parents. Appearently I was lucky enough to get OUT of this mayhem, and refused to get a future husband. On the other hand, Michelle wasn’t so lucky. Jake and Michelle. Perfect couple. I could see it now. I was doing some research on Japan, since I need Japan at one point of the book, I needed to do some minor research. A message popped up. Chelsea my Best friend in Toronto, who was a year older than me.

“NIKKI! Tic tack toe poker?”
“CHELSEAAAAAAAA! Sure”
She invited me to play the game, I click the “Accept Button”
“TIME TO BEAT THESE B*****S >;D”
“LMFAOO”
We almost beat them, until… you know. They kicked our asses.
“IF THAT B***H TAKES THAT SEVEN, I WILL SHOOT HIS ROBOT BALLS, BAKE THEM, MICROWAVE THEM, BOIL THEM, STEAM ROLL THEN, THEN SHRED THE ASHES,”
At that point, I just fell off my chair.
The robot took the seven.
“BALL CHOPPIN’ TIME”

Well, Chelsea is always weird.. in a good way.
I invited her to my party on Friday, but she was the only one who could come. I invite Michelle, but she was in Calgary. So I was stuck in this chaos. Me and Navin were in a huge fight, and We never talked to each other since. Ever since he’s been going out with his girlfriend, he was avoiding his friends. I don’t have any problems with his new girlfriend. I just had problems at his rapid change. I still remembered when he put popcorn in the stove, and it bursted into flames.
“Why don’t you invite Navin then?”
“Because. He might reck the house with his not-so-awsome popcorning powers, and not to mention he won’t be talking to me,”

I stopped typing to her, and started to dj on my fav Website, duckieworld.ca You gotta love it there.
“Hey this is DJ Outburst on dW radio!” Greeting.

An hour later.

“Mkaii, this is DJ Outburst SIGNING OFF >:D”

I went off after, my head was spinning with confusion. I didn’t want to talk anymore. My mouth was soar from djing.

Author's Note

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