Little accident

This did not actually happen!

I'm normally one for being straight and true

But today at work I got pee on my shoe!

All was well 'til my mid flow fright

I leaked some out to my foot on the right

I should have finished before addressing the mess

'Cause in trying to adjust I got some on my left!

But my attitude always being that of can do

Still in the act I reached for tissue

I became a sight you'll be glad you've not seen

When in losing all focus I soaked my new jeans!

But mission complete with the rest in the pan

I was a rather wet man in need of a plan

My shoes wouldn't prove too much of a test

But sorting my jeans was anyone's guess!

I hung them up and let an hour go by

Patience paying off when I found them bone dry

It was an awful long time to have been away

So back to my desk I sped right away!

Returning to see my boss clearly pained

I thought that this one I could never explain

I began in the hope that a story would grow

But oddly he seemed to already know!

It all became clear when he started to yell

"Get yourself home Mark I can't stand the smell"

Reviews

[Earthy Mumma Soul]

sweet humor :)

[jo]

that was pretty good

[CrimsonBlaze]

Oh my gosh lol, this made me crack up, my pencil scraping across my Take Home Quiz, resulting in me trying to repair the gash I had on my paper.. This made me laugh, and thank you for making the already spring-like day even sunnier. ^_^

[hmm]

This is so cute, LOL
Amazing write here.

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LMAO, Mark! Well, that woke me up. Thank you! I did read it to myself with a brogue though...hope you don't mind :) Poor stinky man.

[jennifer little]

nice work loved reading it thanks for sharing this with me

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Satirical and made me chuckle, a most valued piece, well done, good read.

[rikdem]

This poem allowed for more personal connection with the reader and it was a great storyline funny! Good job thanks for putting it out there!

[AK]

Oh! That was funny, but a little sad with a tinge of embarrassment. The poem though was very well written. Great write!