Little accident

This did not actually happen!

I'm normally one for being straight and true

But today at work I got pee on my shoe!

All was well 'til my mid flow fright

I leaked some out to my foot on the right

I should have finished before addressing the mess

'Cause in trying to adjust I got some on my left!

But my attitude always being that of can do

Still in the act I reached for tissue

I became a sight you'll be glad you've not seen

When in losing all focus I soaked my new jeans!

But mission complete with the rest in the pan

I was a rather wet man in need of a plan

My shoes wouldn't prove too much of a test

But sorting my jeans was anyone's guess!

I hung them up and let an hour go by

Patience paying off when I found them bone dry

It was an awful long time to have been away

So back to my desk I sped right away!

Returning to see my boss clearly pained

I thought that this one I could never explain

I began in the hope that a story would grow

But oddly he seemed to already know!

It all became clear when he started to yell

"Get yourself home Mark I can't stand the smell"

Reviews

[Hayley]

A little bit forced rhyme, but it worked with the story. It didn't infringe upon the humor... Nonetheless, it is funny and light-hearted!

[Arthur Henn]

Mark, this is the first time I've read you brother - I'm sorry, I can't write... LOL This was funny as hell.

Its funny, because, I've been there

Art

[lei]

hahahaha...it really happened...????!!!!????!!!??? oh my goodness... but anyways,thanks for the laugh hahaha

[SamanthaMarie]

Is this a true story? If so, hahahhahahhahahahhahahah. I liked it. :)

[Shy Girl]

Now that I would've loved to see...the look having realized "yuck what did I do"...I am in hysterics...let me catch my breath here...Ok..that was funny..You turned what probably was an unfortunate circumstance into a cute little gem of a story/poem...Thank you for the RR..I very much enjoyed that one :)

[emmajoy]

Well, Chaucer might have said it differently, but, maybe not in such a funny way .. crazy you!

[Becky Clancy]

I thought that this poem was really funny, especailly towards the end, that part really made me laugh :3 one of my favorites so far ^^

[Ruth]

lol Made me smile for the day and you know, cleverly done, not easy to write humour! xoxo

[SuicidePact.]

hahahhahahaha as soon as i saw the title I knew this was going to be strange, in a good way hahahaha

[maddie]

hahahahahahahahaha this poem is funny. And I think it flows great too. Love the rhyme sheem.