Clown Mark Down

Clown Mark Down

A Poem by Miss Marlette

“It’s all about the Art
the art of marking down…
no naughty kids upon that list!”
said the Head Elf Assclown,

“Eighty Five for you, kiddo,
You can’t even spell!
and besides, your attempts at metaphors
stink to high hell!”

“Sixty Five for you, my boy
and a note sent home to Mother
you don’t live where I come from
and you’re certainly the wrong colour!”

“Fifty eight for you, poor girl
Your words leave me scratching my head
I am not sure what your verse is doing
but it certainly fell out of bed!”

“But aha, aha! This lad, this lad!
You are the chosen one!
One hundred, One hundred it shall be
here’s even one hundred and one!”

“Stay true to what you write, dear boy
It’s the wisdom from St. Nick
(just don’t get caught sneakily marking down
or you’ll look like a f*****g dick!)

"For we can't have any naughty kids
On Santa's sacred poetry list
Or my a*s will surely be kicked and blocked
And Santa will be sorely pissed!"

© 2021 Miss Marlette


Author's Note

Miss Marlette
This poem received three Golden Sausages at an Italian Gay Festival! 😋

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Clever, oh you are clever. In a crass way that is hard to come by.



Posted 2 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Thank you, kindly :)
Davidgeo

2 Years Ago

Sorry for not giving you a technical review. I find those to be pandering for attention and full of.. read more
Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

I liked this review. No worries. And yes, I enjoy doing what I do so teehee expect more from where .. read more
My word! Golden sausages! Italians are having all the fun! Whoever this clown, must running for cover. Sneaky bug*ur huh. You go Marletta.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Well thanks.
I here a lot of cacophony here! Order order! Wats happening here! Order Order!!! Only I can mark anyone down! Catch the culprit at once and put a stop to it at once! I'm the authority!

Posted 2 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Thank you your honor.
Hee Hee Hee some crow s**t fell in my tea. Laughing my a*s off Marlette. This proves you're the funniest bich around. We love to watch you in action. My scones are baking hot! Bring on the strawberry jam. Pass me the ham! Ooooh

Posted 2 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Thank you muchly.
Sounds pathetic whoever this is. Keep away from their likes hon.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Will do. Thanks.
Well well. I sense you caught a fish here Marlette. Who were you aiming at? Another clown out and about? Some bandy legged sly old coot? Love it gal 💕

Posted 2 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Thank you.
I always stay true to my writing but unfortunately I still can't get it on and end up sounding so lame. Please help.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Thank you. Keep writing. It'll work.
Congratulations on another international hit Marlette. Where were you??

Posted 2 Years Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Around here. Thanks.

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Added on December 30, 2021
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