Clown Mark DownA Poem by Miss Marlette
“It’s all about the Art
the art of marking down… no naughty kids upon that list!” said the Head Elf Assclown, “Eighty Five for you, kiddo, You can’t even spell! and besides, your attempts at metaphors stink to high hell!” “Sixty Five for you, my boy and a note sent home to Mother you don’t live where I come from and you’re certainly the wrong colour!” “Fifty eight for you, poor girl Your words leave me scratching my head I am not sure what your verse is doing but it certainly fell out of bed!” “But aha, aha! This lad, this lad! You are the chosen one! One hundred, One hundred it shall be here’s even one hundred and one!” “Stay true to what you write, dear boy It’s the wisdom from St. Nick (just don’t get caught sneakily marking down or you’ll look like a f*****g dick!) "For we can't have any naughty kids On Santa's sacred poetry list Or my a*s will surely be kicked and blocked And Santa will be sorely pissed!" © 2021 Miss MarletteAuthor's Note
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